Cheers. Can we refer to you as our resident nerd - at least until the next full moon when we can all dance naked round the maypole at midnight?I had to do my nerd thing and look that one up...
Yoghurt Knitter
n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a ****er.
A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.
I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.
I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".
Ally McCoist “I threw my name in for the QPR job last week
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He's not a nerd
He's a yogurt knitting heffalump
I live with a yogurt knitter and it's great sport
London and Brighton are full of them
In short they are people who think they could actually live in the countryside but the reality is they need to put on make up when going for a walk and will be eaten first come the zombie apocalypse
I had to put a deer to sleep a few years back in a quick and humane way ... I bashed its head in with a French rock having clipped it when it jumped out in front of my nasty car which drinks petrol like water
I was carrying a few yoga girls from Brighton and was attacked by them for not calling a vet in rural France
They don't understand nature at all and are fools imo
London and Brighton are full of them
In short they are people who think they could actually live in the countryside but the reality is they need to put on make up when going for a walk and will be eaten first come the zombie apocalypse
I had to put a deer to sleep a few years back in a quick and humane way ... I bashed its head in with a French rock having clipped it when it jumped out in front of my nasty car which drinks petrol like water
I was carrying a few yoga girls from Brighton and was attacked by them for not calling a vet in rural France
They don't understand nature at all and are fools imo
I am ambivalent about McCoist, but I am interested in who told him not to 'go near it with a bargepole' and why?
Doesn't say that does it? Says he expressed an interest in 'a' job but was told not to go near it. Not the QPR job, because he actually applied.
Yes please to being the nerd, however I will pass on the poll dancing as I'm useless at it tbh
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We all know what a heffalump is. I remember it from Winnie the Pooh and use the term to bait my wife when I get asked the question "Does my bottom .................. look big in this