Ah bless Yorkshire remembers one of my quotes (shame I can't). Bloody hell you really need to move on bloke. Get over it. You are trolling me now.
I am looking for a barge pole on eBay I also have found that some hats have names printed in them this helps when counting up the ring contents We found 4 hats with Cnut written on them , one kiss me quick and a red noddy Hat with a bell on it Anyone who does not want to be considered should get themselves a barge pole but be sure not to be seen touching it as this will become confusing for the ring master
Jeff get a life or learn to read. I stated in a previous post who I preferred as manager but that is irrelevant now. Holloway is manager I will support him. I have seen enough interviews with AM on TV and thought he came across a bit of a tw@t. He didn’t have the experience to run QPR (IMO) and I won’t labour the point.
Bloody hell the 'moral highgrounders' are out in force today. Maybe I should agree with the "sit on the fence brigade" to avoid it.
Lot of gear required for a bloke who said something I vote we forget him regardless of his general sports knowledge
Like it. Are you receding or bald already? Cos if you are it will get worse and if you ain't you will be when you have a couple of pounds of horsehair sitting on top of your bonce
Ah don't be so. It was a genuine question. What's wrong with the Glaswegian heffalump? Of course I remember it. You are the only person I've heard use it. You didn't explain that one either.
I did get that saying off Talksh@te Radio. They had a presenter called Mike Dickin who used it. It used to make me laugh.
Had a go with a barrister mate's (second hand) wig, once. It was horrible. Enough to put anyone off barristering as a job. That and the cloak. Upside the chance to say "I put it to you...." in a serious voice. My mate had a sideline as legal advisor to the telly thing Judge John Deed. He gave his advice on correct legal and court procedure, which they then ignored.
Look, only £23.99 on ebay... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/2821...=1006496&device=c&campaignid=698622927&crdt=0 please log in to view this image Please note this poll does not come with a dancer
And did he explain it? What I need now is someone really nerdy who can look it up on some Internet slang dictionary
I miss wearing mine. Last time it had an airing was when I lent it to one of my team so that he could dress up at his 5 year old son's school at the request of the teacher in order to teach the next generation of juvenile delinquents and brexiteers (It was in the North East after all) all about the legal system. I think all that they learned is that barristers are all drama queens who enjoy dressing up and acting. I was and I still do
Heffalump an extroadinarily fat/large/obeese and sometimes unattractive/homely person. That heffalump sat on the chair and it broke! Why are seven of my ribs broken? Well that would be because yesterday, a heffalump sat on me...
No, during his show some liberal feminist woman phoned in and gave him some stick about something and he called her a 'yoghurt kniitter'. I guess if you think about knitting yoghurt it's actually quite silly. However it was funny at the time.
I had to do my nerd thing and look that one up... Yoghurt Knitter n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a ****er. A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something. The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done. I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something. I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".
That explains it. Think of female activist. No not Beth. Someone who lives by organic food alone, is veggy, supports 'finding yourself' and knits lots of oversized woollen jumpers for the whole family to wear. In the summer. Great fans of natural yoghurt. If like me you spend a week on Dartmoor every summer you will know exactly what I mean especially if you visit Totnes for the Friday market. If you ever wondered what happened to the die hards of flower power. They all live on Dartmoor and listen to folk music.
