Back of the net...it's the weekend thread!

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Aye, he's no really my mate though. He's my mate's brother, met the **** for 5 minutes once so can't really complain at £350 off.

Oh well that's alright then. Carry on.

 

[Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction]

Had plans until both dipped headlights and both front parking lights failed at the same time last night. How the **** does that even happen

So i've a weekend of trying to figure out wtf is going on and get it fixed by Monday morning. Til then I can just drive the Z4

 

[monacoger]

Had plans until both dipped headlights and both front parking lights failed at the same time last night. How the **** does that even happen

So i've a weekend of trying to figure out wtf is going on and get it fixed by Monday morning. Til then I can just drive the Z4

Or you could take it to the garage and get drunk.

 

[Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction]

Or you could take it to the garage and get drunk.

Im a Hayne's manual kind of mans man!!

Naw, the plans actually involved another scoot down south to get drunk. Was supposed to be lifting people down, and for that I will need the car

 

[monacoger]

Im a Hayne's manual kind of mans man!!

Naw, the plans actually involved another scoot down south to get drunk. Was supposed to be lifting people down, and for that I will need the car

Get a plane or taxi then

 

[Mind The Duck]

Buying a bulb for the bathroom

 

[Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction]

Buying a bulb for the bathroom

Oooh, what type?

 

[Mind The Duck]

Oooh, what type?

Screw in...non environmentally friendly

 

[Tina.]

Screw in...non environmentally friendly

Fûck the environment.

 

[Mind The Duck]

Embdy got some 150 watt incandescent bulbs?

 

[monacoger]

Embdy got some 150 watt incandescent bulbs?

Yes, I'm sure somebody will have some.

 

[Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction]

Embdy got some 150 watt incandescent bulbs?

150 Watt? You have a lighthouse or something?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Fûck the pope.

 

[Da Original M.D 20/20]

Embdy got some 150 watt incandescent bulbs?

No but I do gots 600 watt high pressure sodium bulbs.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I need a dimmer bulb actually.

 

[monacoger]

I need a dimmer bulb actually.

Just use a normal bulb and get a dimmer switch. A lot cheaper, China

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Just use a normal bulb and get a dimmer switch. A lot cheaper, China

I've got a normal bulb but it flickers.

 

[monacoger]

I've got a normal bulb but it flickers.

You sure you aren't switching it on and off very quickly? Easy mistake to make.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Had plans until both dipped headlights and both front parking lights failed at the same time last night. How the **** does that even happen

So i've a weekend of trying to figure out wtf is going on and get it fixed by Monday morning. Til then I can just drive the Z4

Will it take you all weekend to replace a ****ing fuse ya muppet.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

You sure you aren't switching it on and off very quickly? Easy mistake to make.

Are you ****ing ******ed????