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Steven Royston O'Neill

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Jan 25, 2011
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An earlier thread got me thinking back to when I was 17 and serving my engineering apprenticeship.

I was sent to work on site in Cardiff and shared a room with an old site worker from Middlesbrough, he would be around 26 and we had twin beds, most nights he came in late and pissed, it was a whole new world to me.

One night he came in and woke me,”I have brought a lass back so go to sleep and don’t watch”, how the **** was I supposed to sleep after that. I heard all sorts of noises but was scared to look.

After a while I heard the girl leave the room to go to the loo, my room mate came over and said,”Look what she has ****ing done to me”. I turned to find a very sore looking dick in my face with a foreskin pushed back to his balls.

The door opened, I turned over and my room mate decided he needed the loo and left the room.

I had a tap on my shoulder, turned to see a naked ugly woman who asked,”Do you want a go”.

“No thank you”, I replayed with a trembling voice, I always did have manners and my mum would have been proud of me saying thank you.

My only sexual encounter had been with a young girl from the village I lived in, both young and not a clue, this lady of Cardiff was way, way above what I was used to and I still feel the fear.
 
Now, if it had been a German Shepherd .....................