What are you doing?

I watched the football. Sounds like the Bakeoff was more interesting!

 

Good advice breadren.

 

Spuds game was on yesterday mate, the Bake Off was on tonight

 

Was it? I nodded off watching some ****e football match!

 

Making scotch pancakes for tomorrow's breakfast.

 

Its Friday...its God day.

Wash my balls(shaved them last week)
Put some freshness on, spray some freshness on
Go to mosque
Come home with my weekend supply.

For now...having a brew waiting for the biblical Hiag v Piskie tale to continue as well as treating myself to a Spliff.

 

Don't forget to wash your balls mate, have a good one!

 

Shorts, tee shirt, window open, nice background noise of traffic, having a spliff, Maltesers and watching The Great British Menu final week.

#chillingtothemax

 

do you not work on a Friday, or is it a religious day off work ?

actually do you work at all !

as you always seem to write about being stoned all the time, and i get a mental image of you being like Fat Freddy from the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

The lives of the Freak Brothers revolved around the procurement and enjoyment of recreational drugs, particularly marijuana. None of them has the slightest concern about gainful employment and the only use for money is to procure food and drugs without getting "burned" by unscrupulous dealers or busted by the police.
The Freak Brothers are not siblings. They are a threesome of freaks - Phineas, Fat Freddy and Freewheelin' Franklin

Freewheelin' Franklin Freek, although laid-back, is the most street-smart of the trio. Apparently he has always been on the streets and it appears that he is several years older than the others. He is certainly old enough to be troubled at times by impotence.

Phineas Phreak is the intellectual and idealist of the group. He has enough mastery of chemistry to create new drugs and takes an avid interest in politics.

Fat Freddy Freekowtski is the least intelligent of the trio and is most likely to be preoccupied with food. He is fat, with curly yellow hair. His compulsion to eat is the subject of several of the adventures of the group. Fat Freddy frequently gets "burned" during drug transactions; when he does "score" he typically contrives to lose the drugs in various ways, such as by dumping them out of a shopping bag in front of a cooling fan, which then blows them out the window onto a police car. Fat Freddy comes from an unexceptional, large family in Cleveland.

 

Ofcourse he works. You've heard of people that test all the latest chocolate for Cadbury? Well, Spurlock does the same with ganja for Southgate Skunk Plc.

 

You just described him perfectly he is the lazy Homer of not606!

 

Evening.

Yes I do work...I'm a security officer. I work shifts, sometimes nights. My Kindle is with me at work, my I pad at home...Not606 is never far away. Friday days I'm always free, just the way the cookie crumbles, suits me. Pic of me and one of my homies at work.

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Always thought he worked for 'Shake & Bake'?

 

Does Kustard know that you work in security? He considers you a security risk.

 

Still in awe of Chelsea's great performance at Southampton.

 

Yeah pretty cool bro, when did you get to bed?

 

I'm betting that both you and Robbie were up with the cock very early, Skiddy.

Am I right?

 

Skiddy can't remember when Robbie slipped in besides him last night, must have had his drink spiked again.

 

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