The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

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Skylarker said:
<rofl>

I do worry about your delusion mate, I suffered with that illness for a few years. Really horrible to see someone else suffer, especially without any self awareness.

Painful times ahead, mate.
Although there is a way out (not guaranteed for Spurs fans).
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[HASHTAG]#pray4hiag[/HASHTAG]
 
Saintsfan08 said:
Some all too familiar pool biased refereeing in Selhurst Park tonight. 3 stonewall penalties turned down for palace against an alehouse Liverpool display.

Ironically, The same referee (Marinner, the die hard kopite) was in charge of the same fixture at the same venue last year where a Benteke dive was of course rewarded with a pen. The dippers assured us "If there is contact it's a penalty laaa"

Part time pool's heavy reliance on these dubious decisons is, I'm afraid to say, a house of cards
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[HASHTAG]#pray4saints[/HASHTAG]
 
You'd be nothing without me, Skiddy. You live to stalk me. I give meaning to your life.

And to Pixie's.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
You'd be nothing without me, Skiddy. You live to stalk me. I give meaning to your life.

And to Pixie's.
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<laugh>

I read that in a high pitched squealing woman's voice.

I think that's probably quite an accurate interpretation.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Try thinking my posts, rather than reading them.

It will be less embarrassing for those around you.

Don't thank me.
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I know you struggle with basic concepts, but a term for reading words is called 'read'.

Don't thank me.
 
PISKIE said:
I know you struggle with basic concepts, but a term for reading words is called 'read'.

Don't thank me.
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Huh? What the **** are you on about, Pixie?

What is it with you thick posters? Why do you try to act clever all the time? It's incredibly embarrassing! We've got two of the thickest posters on the forum - you and Bambi - trying to be clever, and making yourselves look like complete muppets!

You wrote that you read out loud my last post in a high-pitched woman's voice, and I advised you to think my posts (ie. read them silently to yourself), rather than read them aloud, to save yourself some embarrassment. What I wrote is the kind of stuff that even those with learning disabilities, such as yourself and Bambi, ought to be able to cope with.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Huh? What the **** are you on about, Pixie?

What is it with you thick posters? Why do you try to act clever all the time? It's incredibly embarrassing! We've got two of the thickest posters on the forum - you and Bambi - trying to be clever, and making yourselves look like complete muppets!

You wrote that you read out loud my last post in a high-pitched woman's voice, and I advised you to think my posts (ie. read them silently to yourself), rather than read them aloud, to save yourself some embarrassment. What I wrote is the kind of stuff that even those with learning disabilities, such as yourself and Bambi, ought to be able to cope with.
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Comedy gold ... you even had to explain what you were meaning by "thinking my posts" ... perhaps "read them silently" might have been better? .. I may not be that clever, for all you know ... but you also know that I am certainly, unequivocally, cleverer than you <laugh> would you like another tutoring on acronym vs synonym?

Those that can do
Those that can't teach
Those that can't teach go into HR
HR rejected HIAG's application ... he signed it "Saints" ... <doh>
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Huh? What the **** are you on about, Pixie?

What is it with you thick posters? Why do you try to act clever all the time? It's incredibly embarrassing! We've got two of the thickest posters on the forum - you and Bambi - trying to be clever, and making yourselves look like complete muppets!

You wrote that you read out loud my last post in a high-pitched woman's voice, and I advised you to think my posts (ie. read them silently to yourself), rather than read them aloud, to save yourself some embarrassment. What I wrote is the kind of stuff that even those with learning disabilities, such as yourself and Bambi, ought to be able to cope with.
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No you're wrong, again. Go back and read my comment.

I'd explain it to you, but I already have and you came back with this wum **** up <laugh>
 
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<doh>
Words genuinely fail me! Never before have I encountered so much stupidity in so many who celebrate their stupidity!
 
Pixie, I really cannot be arsed!

I have a contract on my table worth a fair few quid, and I need to make some headway with it.

Unlike you, mate, I do have a life beyond this forum.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Pixie, I really cannot be arsed!

I have a contract on my table worth a fair few quid, and I need to make some headway with it.

Unlike you, mate, I do have a life beyond this forum.
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And there it is, dipping into your fantasy world once you realised you've been done yet again <laugh>

HIAG, when you read a newspaper or a book (assuming you have the ability to do so, seeing as you have admitted that words fail you) do you always read it out loud ?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
<doh>
Words genuinely fail me! Never before have I encountered so much stupidity in so many who celebrate their stupidity!
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...that's because you don't actually go down to White Hart Lane ... you're more of a "from behind the sofa" fan ...

:emoticon-0159-music"We're coming for you
We're coming for you
Oh bollocks that's fcuked it
... and behind Arsenal too":emoticon-0159-music
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Pixie, I really cannot be arsed!

I have a contract on my table worth a fair few quid, and I need to make some headway with it.

Unlike you, mate, I do have a life beyond this forum.
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Of course you do [HASHTAG]#bottler[/HASHTAG] would that be cockfetish.com or perhaps knoboutonthebus.com? Have fun in your premier inn!

Anybody seen Tobes?<whistle>
 
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