Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

[Milk not bear jizz]

In f1 I've gone past that a long time back. It's all about the show for me. The whine takes the shine off imo.

In all honesty, I do really like Rosburg. The last few seasons when I used to get up super early to watch every race, he was beginning and I knew he'd do well. Has always been one of my favourite drivers, was interesting when he got paired with Hamilton. Feel bad wanting him to retire.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

In all honesty, I do really like Rosburg. The last few seasons when I used to get up super early to watch every race, he was beginning and I knew he'd do well. Has always been one of my favourite drivers, was interesting when he got paired with Hamilton. Feel bad wanting him to retire.

Mainly I get annoyed by the powder puff stewarding and then Hamilton constantly whinging the moment (usually rearely) something goes wrong.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Sad day. The one lady in the office who I can usually count on showing off her legs in a short dress is wearing trousers today. She never wears trousers. I'm sad.

 

[saintanton]

Sad day. The one lady in the office who I can usually count on showing off her legs in a short dress is wearing trousers today. She never wears trousers. I'm sad.

Desperate times.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Desperate times.

Yeah. Quite depressing. I hope this isn't the start of a trend. Should I tell her the trousers make her look fat? It would be a lie... But a white lie.

 

[Zingy]

Yeah. Quite depressing. I hope this isn't the start of a trend.

I suppose you can always cry into your fish tank. [HASHTAG]#realproblems[/HASHTAG]

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I suppose you can always cry into your fish tank. [HASHTAG]#realproblems[/HASHTAG]

Needs cleaning. :-(

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Needs cleaning. :-(

So does that woman's clout, in all likelihood

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Needs cleaning. :-(

Stick some bleach on there

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Stick some bleach on there

Bleach is actually a good cleaner to use on fishtanks because it naturally degrades.

... Just not good to use on a fish tank that is up and running .

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Bleach is actually a good cleaner to use on fishtanks because it naturally degrades.

... Just not good to use on a fish tank that is up and running .

Get some bleach on her clout

 

[saintanton]

Yeah. Quite depressing. I hope this isn't the start of a trend. Should I tell her the trousers make her look fat? It would be a lie... But a white lie.

Do it. Telling women they're fat is always guaranteed to get a favourable response.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Yeah. Quite depressing. I hope this isn't the start of a trend. Should I tell her the trousers make her look fat? It would be a lie... But a white lie.

No no this is where real expertise is required.

Lieing is an art.

If she wears pants again just congratulate her and ask her when she is due
This means you appeared nice but she will be mortified.

You can thnk me later.

 

[Zanjinho]

Sad day. The one lady in the office who I can usually count on showing off her legs in a short dress is wearing trousers today. She never wears trousers. I'm sad.

Point at her and shout "NO!" before tearing her trousers off mate. Standard office practice

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Get copy of dress code policy and amend it to say women must wear skirts, send to her and say just FYI.. thought I'd mention before you get in trouble.

 

[saintanton]

Get copy of dress code policy and amend it to say women must wear skirts, send to her and say just FYI.. thought I'd mention before you get in trouble.

This one of your tricks?

 

[Zingy]

This one of your tricks?

To perv at women?...I don't think so

 

[Zanjinho]

This one of your tricks?

Doesn't work so well with blokes mate

 

[Zingy]

Doesn't work so well with blokes mate

We're going to the Banter of the Opera!

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Doesn't work so well with blocks mate

FFS