Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

#childish

 

Hmmm. I didn't think this through, did I?

 

Predictable

 

In all actuality, legs girl is a really nice woman. She's a but religious, which would put me off, but I wouldn't want to upset her just to bring back legs.

 

You purposely set it up you ****ing attention whore!

 

Seeing as she's religious, tell her that God gave her great legs and intended her to share them with the rest of humanity.

 

Biscan is but religious as well...

Thought I'd join in before everyone else said it...

 

So, I don't do burger bars or any of that **** but can't avoid the ads all the time.
What is the point of a burger stack that's too big to get in your gob?

 

So in Sisu's absence, I should point out.

NASA totally shot down the ESA probe last week. The theory , which is absolutely true, and I will insult you, question your intelligence and mock you if you disagree, is that NASA doesn't want anyone to know about the alien lifeforms it has discovered on mars. That's why they keep sabotaging everyone else's efforts.

 

You're probably too old to understand

 

You take multiple bites.

 

Ok.

 

Ok.

 

Cut it in half?

 

FFS. I didn't mean get the whole thing in your gob.
The vertical dimension of the thing is too great to take a bite out of, so it's impractical - unless it's fashionable to wear a sample of your lunch on your chavvy top.
Cutting it in half ain't gonna help.

 

It is if you cut it horizontal

 

Never had a problem bar when I had this bad boy...

 

Then that would just expose its horrible innards, and why stack it in the first place?
A triumph of fashion over practicality, and you all fall for it.

 

Makes it seem like you have 2 burgers...

or use a knife and fork like I do?

 

Ok. I give up on this one as well.