Allegedly true quotes from sportsmen. The England team arrive back at Heathrow after a game abroad and the press are interviewing them as they pass through arrivals. The BBC guy collars the manager, Bobby Robson and are asking their usual questions but Bobby is distracted by the big tvs in the concourse that are showing the England game, specifically an interview pitchside with Bobby himself. As the interviewer tries to ask his question, Bobby holds his hand up to stop him and, squinting to see the screen more clearly asks "Is that live?" During a British Lions tour of New Zealand, Scott Hastings came down to the hotel breakfast a little late, still bleary eyed from a party the night before. The waitress shows him to a table and points out that, as he is quite late, the kitchens have run out of bacon. "What?", Hastings loudly and angrily exclaimed, "We're in New Zealand with millions and millions of sheep and you're telling me there's no bacon?" The room erupted according to his brother who swears it's true. A Spurs footballer was on the way to a party after a game. He bought some wine and some ice to keep it cool. On getting back to the car footballer number 2 pointed out the wine would get warm when the ice melted. Professional footballer 1 went back into the supermarket and came out with another bag of ice, he explained that when the first bag had melted he would use the second..... This was the talk of the training ground for all the next week.
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This made me laugh... http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/15/man-high-on-lsd-rescues-dog-from-imaginary-fire-6193684/
2016 wildlife photographer of the year - winners in pictures American photographer Tim Laman was named winner of the prestigious annual competition for his image Entwined Lives, showing a critically endangered Bornean orangutan in the Indonesian rainforest. The award is given for a story told in just six images, which are judged on their story-telling power as a whole as well as their individual quality. The images will go on display at the Natural History Museum in London from 21 October, before touring internationally. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/gallery/2016/oct/18/2016-wildlife-photographer-of-the-year-winners-in-pictures?utm_source=esp&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=GU Today main NEW H categories&utm_term=195445&subid=10107068&CMP=EMCNEWEML6619I2
