BBQ Prongs #2

[DevAdvocate]

Have I ever told you the one about the fish shop? Well, here goes and please stop me if you've heard it before...

I was in the fish shop the other day and the guy in front of me was holding a cod under his arm and he asked the guy behind the counter if he had any fish cakes. The guy behind the counter said he was sorry but he didn't have any. The guy in front of me pointed to the cod under his arm and said, "oh, that's a shame, it's his birthday today"

I refer you to post No 58.

 

[Toby]

I refer you to the response received in the case of Arkell Vs Pressdram.

And I refer you to **** off

 

[DevAdvocate]

And I refer you to **** off

"Prefer" surely?

 

[DevAdvocate]

Let's be fwends Toby?

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[monacoger]

Let's be fwends Toby?

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**** off with your friends pish, I'm wanting this to be another 10 pager

 

[Ciaran]

**** off with your friends pish, I'm wanting this to be another 10 pager

Come back when you hit the ton m8.

 

[DevAdvocate]

**** off with your friends pish, I'm wanting this to be another 10 pager

I'm in reflective mood today Iain, I'm trying to be nice to everyone because I just had a bad prognosis from my Doctor.

 

[monacoger]

I'm in reflective mood today Iain, I'm trying to be nice to everyone because I just had a bad prognosis from my Doctor.

Ok, I shall let you tell your ****e joke. What prognosis?

 

[Toby]

Let's be fwends Toby?

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Stick them up your anus

 

[Patience]

Tina's fingers reek of curry-laced Paki poo

 

[monacoger]

Tina's fingers reek of curry-laced Paki poo

Cheers, mate

 

[GroveRanger]

I'm in reflective mood today Iain, I'm trying to be nice to everyone because I just had a bad prognosis from my Doctor.

Spill the beans Dev, you know there will be a universal outpouring of sympathy and concern from your fellow GCers.

 

[monacoger]

Meanwhile on The Edge on BBC2 hosted by Mark Benton one of the contestants was asked how many days are there in a leap year to which she replied, "365". Stupid bitch.

 

[Tina.]

Meanwhile on The Edge on BBC2 hosted by Mark Benton one of the contestants was asked how many days are there in a leap year to which she replied, "365". Stupid bitch.

Was it Patience?

 

[Patience]

Tina getting tore in to the Forum Simpleton

 

[monacoger]

Was it Patience?

No Tuna, no it wasn't Patience.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Meanwhile on The Edge on BBC2 hosted by Mark Benton one of the contestants was asked how many days are there in a leap year to which she replied, "365". Stupid bitch.

But there is 365 days in a leap year.

 

[Ciaran]

But there is 365 days in a leap year.

Hope you're not expecting any **** to pop!

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Hope you're not expecting any **** to pop!

If you build it they will come...

 

[monacoger]

But there is 365 days in a leap year.

I see what you are trying to do you wee rascal. So, she could have answered 10 or 43 or 78 etc and should have got it right? Anyway, one of the other contestants is from Scotland and his job is a whisky taster. He is wearing a kilt.