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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Oct 6, 2016.

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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Ye could store hand luggage up that bugle.
     
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    Tina., Oct 6, 2016
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :bandit:
     
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    Gambol, Oct 6, 2016
  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Null, Oct 6, 2016
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> Les Dawson what a funny ****, great at the piano playing the wrong notes.
     
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    monacoger, Oct 6, 2016
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    You got five stars on your arm? Was it a review on Trip Advisor?
     
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    GroveRanger, Oct 7, 2016
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  6. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    no just the forearm
     
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    EDGE., Oct 7, 2016

  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    That's where I've got mine too.
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 7, 2016
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  8. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    ^^^ stunning ^^^
     
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    EDGE., Oct 7, 2016
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ciaran, Oct 7, 2016
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Sometimes after a poo it feels nice is that gay ?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Oct 7, 2016
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  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Not if it's your own <ok>
     
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    rogueleader, Oct 7, 2016
  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Did you hear about the constipated baker?

    He kneaded a ****e.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Oct 7, 2016
  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I made that joke up in the early 90s
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 7, 2016
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I stole it in the late 90s
     
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    DevAdvocate, Oct 7, 2016
  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    And repeated it about 50 times on here.

    Mathematician joke will be posted by pointless Mick as soon as he logs on.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I refer you to the response received in the case of Arkell Vs Pressdram.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Oct 7, 2016
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Once he worked it out with a pencil he recorded his findings in his log book

    :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 7, 2016
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Prepare to be chastised by the forum's resident humour vacuum.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Oct 7, 2016
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Who monny?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 7, 2016
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Have I ever told you the one about the fish shop? Well, here goes and please stop me if you've heard it before...

    I was in the fish shop the other day and the guy in front of me was holding a cod under his arm and he asked the guy behind the counter if he had any fish cakes. The guy behind the counter said he was sorry but he didn't have any. The guy in front of me pointed to the cod under his arm and said, "oh, that's a shame, it's his birthday today" <laugh> <party>
     
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    monacoger, Oct 7, 2016
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: Mon sniffs smelly tongs, Dev has Ciaran extracted from anus, Tina's fingers reek of curry-laced Paki poo, Toby's Blow Up sex life, mon fitted up for 300mm diameter lip plate, ciaran's granda awarded cbe for tottie howking, dev watched son's 1st chug on twizz vcr, tina's minge declared no fly zone for red arrows

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