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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Oct 6, 2016.

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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    She's a trainee teacher too. That's her career over before it has started just so she can get 15 minutes of shameless fame.

    Also surprised that she got one dildo removed but kept the one called "Lee" attached to her.
     
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  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Makes you realise how proud we are to know Tina and the 2ltr bottle of irn-bru.
     
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  4. monacoger

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    How did she not know it was up her arse? Did she not think that the boyfriend had hidden it under the pillow at first?
     
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    Probably had so much back door traffic that she couldn't tell the difference.

    Ah Wid, as if that was ever in question.
     
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  6. Tina.

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    <laugh>I was a student teacher
     
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    Tina., Oct 6, 2016
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  7. Mick O'Toon

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    I thought this was a badly disguised ploy to get your weekend thread out early,my mistake.
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    A story from the Metro?

    Someone will be displeased.

    I wid btw.
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Sacked for IRA tweets ^^
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    He was saving it for Saturday.

    Ye wid wit? Take a rabbit in the funnel?
     
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Nowt goes in, Trev. Nowt.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Not even a digit?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 6, 2016
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    Booked in for tattoo removal this weekend.

    Five stars on my forearm getting done.

    Julie says we're a new club.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Under the thumb a bit
     
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    ..
     
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  16. Tina.

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    Who's doing it for you? Got my 2nd session next week.
     
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    Tina., Oct 6, 2016
  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Naw m8. A mate of mine says he can't Cum with a bird unless she's at least one finger up his arse at the time.

    Surely that's a bit ****ing gay?
     
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    Did you used to support the Oldco too? :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    EDGE., Oct 6, 2016
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    Some tattoo removal jobs are ****ing ****e. Just a big blobby scar.
     
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    Ciaran, Oct 6, 2016
  20. Tina.

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    It's no gay. It's quite popular.
     
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    Tina., Oct 6, 2016
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: Mon sniffs smelly tongs, Dev has Ciaran extracted from anus, Tina's fingers reek of curry-laced Paki poo, Toby's Blow Up sex life, mon fitted up for 300mm diameter lip plate, ciaran's granda awarded cbe for tottie howking, dev watched son's 1st chug on twizz vcr, tina's minge declared no fly zone for red arrows

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