BBQ Prongs #2

[monacoger]

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/stude...r-backside-during-sex-with-boyfriend-6174685/

 

[VenomPD]

She's a trainee teacher too. That's her career over before it has started just so she can get 15 minutes of shameless fame.

Also surprised that she got one dildo removed but kept the one called "Lee" attached to her.

 

[EDGE.]

Makes you realise how proud we are to know Tina and the 2ltr bottle of irn-bru.

 

[monacoger]

How did she not know it was up her arse? Did she not think that the boyfriend had hidden it under the pillow at first?

 

[GroveRanger]

How did she not know it was up her arse? Did she not think that the boyfriend had hidden it under the pillow at first?

Probably had so much back door traffic that she couldn't tell the difference.

Ah Wid, as if that was ever in question.

 

[Tina.]

I was a student teacher

 

[Mick O'Toon]

I thought this was a badly disguised ploy to get your weekend thread out early,my mistake.

 

[Ciaran]

A story from the Metro?

Someone will be displeased.

I wid btw.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I was a student teacher

Sacked for IRA tweets ^^

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

A story from the Metro?

Someone will be displeased.

I wid btw.

He was saving it for Saturday.

Ye wid wit? Take a rabbit in the funnel?

 

[Ciaran]

He was saving it for Saturday.

Ye wid wit? Take a rabbit in the funnel?

Nowt goes in, Trev. Nowt.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Nowt goes in, Trev. Nowt.

Not even a digit?

 

[EDGE.]

Booked in for tattoo removal this weekend.

Five stars on my forearm getting done.

Julie says we're a new club.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Booked in for tattoo removal this weekend.

Five stars on my forearm getting done.

Julie says we're a new club.

Under the thumb a bit

 

[EDGE.]

..

 

[Tina.]

Booked in for tattoo removal this weekend.

Five stars on my forearm getting done.

Julie says we're a new club.

Who's doing it for you? Got my 2nd session next week.

 

[Ciaran]

Not even a digit?

Naw m8. A mate of mine says he can't Cum with a bird unless she's at least one finger up his arse at the time.

Surely that's a bit ****ing gay?

 

[EDGE.]

Who's doing it for you? Got my 2nd session next week.

Did you used to support the Oldco too?

 

[Ciaran]

Some tattoo removal jobs are ****ing ****e. Just a big blobby scar.

 

[Tina.]

Naw m8. A mate of mine says he can't Cum with a bird unless she's at least one finger up his arse at the time.

Surely that's a bit ****ing gay?

It's no gay. It's quite popular.