Gotham's at the top of King Street mate, perfect for city centre (where all the standard chicks will be).
Lowry is just out of the centre, perfect for Spinningfields (where all the decent chicks will be).
Midland is good for if you're 70 and you want to talk about what medication you're on with other folk.
There's the Hilton too, down by the locks, which is where you'll go if it is 2003.
What about the puff area. Puffistism?
Gotta have an ism to make it look official.
