Match Day Thread Sunderland v Crystal Palace 24/09/16 3:00pm

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Mick Buxton's Allotment said:
The thing is about the match is that we played quite well. Defensive play letting us down big time
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Agreed but why don't we shoot? (Rhetorical as I don't expect you to know) so many opportunitiesto shoot but play tippy pass and nothing.

Anthony Taylor needs to explain why a blatant push on 4 or 5 of our players goes without a free kick but a tiny push on Connor Wickham is a foul (if there's any)

We were ok I suppose going forward. Djilibodji needs time out of the side (happy to admit I may have been wrong)

Be better with o'shea playing. Januzaj was weird. Drifted in and out of the game. Ndong again looked good. Cattermole played ok. Put some lovely passes in. Kirchhoff probably his worst game for us
 
Aareet, lads! it's anny wor!

ah knar sum iv yee think ahm leek a bad smell an' anny coin up when yiv been hammered (like yee weor the'da, leik), but tuh be fair tuh wor, yee haven't yet had a gyem when yee haven't been hammered see it's fair harsh. anywa, ah wanted tuh pop by wi' a ra iv sunshine throo the dark cloud iv yor misarry. at least, next season, the neerth east derby will be back on! wahay, lads! that's wor aaal owor! elwis lookin on the breet side iv life. anywa, divvint forget tuh watch match iv the da, t'nyte, eh, lads!

see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Aareet, lads! it's anny wor!

ah knar sum iv yee think ahm leek a bad smell an' anny coin up when yiv been hammered (like yee weor the'da, leik), but tuh be fair tuh wor, yee haven't yet had a gyem when yee haven't been hammered see it's fair harsh. anywa, ah wanted tuh pop by wi' a ra iv sunshine throo the dark cloud iv yor misarry. at least, next season, the neerth east derby will be back on! wahay, lads! that's wor aaal owor! elwis lookin on the breet side iv life. anywa, divvint forget tuh watch match iv the da, t'nyte, eh, lads!

see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
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And the fact you gathered any amusement at that craic says all anyone needs to know you toby.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Aareet, lads! it's anny wor!

ah knar sum iv yee think ahm leek a bad smell an' anny coin up when yiv been hammered (like yee weor the'da, leik), but tuh be fair tuh wor, yee haven't yet had a gyem when yee haven't been hammered see it's fair harsh. anywa, ah wanted tuh pop by wi' a ra iv sunshine throo the dark cloud iv yor misarry. at least, next season, the neerth east derby will be back on! wahay, lads! that's wor aaal owor! elwis lookin on the breet side iv life. anywa, divvint forget tuh watch match iv the da, t'nyte, eh, lads!

see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
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wtf is this nonsense?

Tried google translate. It doesn`t do gibberish.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Aareet, lads! it's anny wor!

ah knar sum iv yee think ahm leek a bad smell an' anny coin up when yiv been hammered (like yee weor the'da, leik), but tuh be fair tuh wor, yee haven't yet had a gyem when yee haven't been hammered see it's fair harsh. anywa, ah wanted tuh pop by wi' a ra iv sunshine throo the dark cloud iv yor misarry. at least, next season, the neerth east derby will be back on! wahay, lads! that's wor aaal owor! elwis lookin on the breet side iv life. anywa, divvint forget tuh watch match iv the da, t'nyte, eh, lads!
see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
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What a berk.
 
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Thanks, lads.

You've always given me a warm welcome on this board.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Aareet, lads! it's anny wor!

ah knar sum iv yee think ahm leek a bad smell an' anny coin up when yiv been hammered (like yee weor the'da, leik), but tuh be fair tuh wor, yee haven't yet had a gyem when yee haven't been hammered see it's fair harsh. anywa, ah wanted tuh pop by wi' a ra iv sunshine throo the dark cloud iv yor misarry. at least, next season, the neerth east derby will be back on! wahay, lads! that's wor aaal owor! elwis lookin on the breet side iv life. anywa, divvint forget tuh watch match iv the da, t'nyte, eh, lads!

see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
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I have no idea what you are on about Johnny.
 
Admittedly, Pops, I was using a very thick dialect, but the lass who taught me how to converse in your tongue was a bit on the rough and ready side. Heart of gold, mind.
 
Billy the Bastard said:
I have no idea what you are on about Johnny.
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[sigh]

Some of you younger Mackems are losing touch with your heritage. I'll translate:-


TRANSLATION

"All right, lads! It's only me!

I know some of you think I'm like a bad smell and only turn up when you've been hammered (like you were today), but to be fair to me, you haven't yet had a game when you haven't been hammered, so it's a bit harsh. Anyway, I wanted to pop by with a ray of sunshine through the dark cloud of your misery. At least next season, the North East derby will be back on. Wahay, lads! That's me all over! Always looking on the bright side of life. Anyway, don't forget to watch Match of the Day tonight, eh, lads!

Etc"
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
[sigh]

Some of you younger Mackems are losing touch with your heritage. I'll translate:-


TRANSLATION

"All right, lads! It's only me!

I know some of you think I'm like a bad smell and only turn up when you've been hammered (like you were today), but to be fair to me, you haven't yet had a game when you haven't been hammered, so it's a bit harsh. Anyway, I wanted to pop by with a ray of sunshine through the dark cloud of your misery. At least next season, the North East derby will be back on. Wahay, lads! That's me all over! Always looking on the bright side of life. Anyway, don't forget to watch Match of the Day tonight, eh, lads!

Etc"
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I think you've lost touch with your ass - I don't think you can smell the **** you're spouting
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
[sigh]

Some of you younger Mackems are losing touch with your heritage. I'll translate:-


TRANSLATION

"All right, lads! It's only me!

I know some of you think I'm like a bad smell and only turn up when you've been hammered (like you were today), but to be fair to me, you haven't yet had a game when you haven't been hammered, so it's a bit harsh. Anyway, I wanted to pop by with a ray of sunshine through the dark cloud of your misery. At least next season, the North East derby will be back on. Wahay, lads! That's me all over! Always looking on the bright side of life. Anyway, don't forget to watch Match of the Day tonight, eh, lads!

Etc"
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Er, ok.
I'm not Mackem & I'm almost 50.
Jog on to the oxo now.
 
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