What are you doing?

Talk about stating the obvious

 

What like Tarzan is ****e you mean?

Sniff yer Ma

 

I thought it would be good

Sniff my nan.

 

Just had a text from my rowing Cox.

"Hi, unfortunately I'm not around this weekend. I've had to put you down to row in the men's 1st team, if that's ok?"

Yeah cheers you ****.
I'm doing it for fun, the 1st team are ****ing nutters that row like Olympians. They are also currently mid-training for some mad winter race in the Scilly's.

That's me ****ed. I'm still going though.

My reply

"That's fine. Hopefully I won't unbalance things too much. Tell ***** I'll meet him in the morning"

Then I get.

"You'll be fine, just get a good nights sleep"


FFS

 

As opposed to all the other Cox that text you, presumably?

 

Yeah he's an official cox. The others are just mates (proper cox).

I probably should have said I'm just about to open my first beer and I have 8 pint cans of Stella to get through (taking it easy today).

 

I hope the wife's out.

 

She's at the hairdressers, then off to get her nails done.

Then going to a Hen Party tonight, so she's safe


Not married, been together over a decade though. Can't remember exactly how long!

 

Don't worry, she'll remind you. I have no idea how people remember that ****, to be honest. I'm terrible at estimating years.

 

She does remind me. I do know we met on Fireworks night. Quite apt really

 

At least you can't forget that. Bloody dreaded question.
"Remember that night that we met?" "Bits of it. Barely."

 

I remember it very well, she doesn't remember a thing.

Possibly due to the Rohypnol.

 

Just watching a replay of Son's goal and laughing at Leicester.

 

BOOM Spudcock 1-1 Sky

 

I liked half of that post. Given you the benefit of the doubt as Leicester were soooo ****.

 

Just watching Lallana score.

Standard these days.

 

That Son guys likes a goal....

Hull getting smashed right up.

 

Got a good finish on him our Son.

Mane Bumaye.

 

Red card has helped yous laikh.

2nd half...in a bit.

 

Son is odd. He scores goals but I can't bring myself to say he's a 'very good' player. Strange one tbh.

Mane, Coutinho, and Firmino literally ripping Hull a new anal passage.

Not usually into anal porn, but this is good.