What are you doing?
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Not only that mate. But a lot of them turn up with cocks on their heads too.
Everybody else knows them as dickheads
The missus always eats the head, it sees her through the day!
That's what I tell my missus first thing in the morning too
In reality...
Woke up with his crusty **** sock on the bed
Off to grab a coffee and leer at poor unsuspecting women
Get back smoke a bifter, pray that the Gooners get beat
George in ASDA is a good 'mum spot'.
Spurlock must be after some posh mums today...
No chance.
You may not know mate but I work in a very large school site. It doesnt get better than that for milfs.
Every Tuesday (my day off) I do the school run.
I try to arrive an hour before they get let out, just to hang around looking cool.
Adds a whole new meaning of 'caretaker' taking care of milfs.
Treble is the lollypop man. He does road safety.
He also gives sweets to young boys.
Adds a whole new meaning of 'caretaker' taking care of milfs.
I'm not the ****ing caretaker
Sadly no touching allowed for me. Plenty of flirting, some are randy as **** tbh.
I could seriously get into trouble (from the Mrs) if I was on the school run daily. Once a week is bad enough!
I actually did give sweets to a young boy yesterday. Pure bribe... but not for those reasons
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