What are you doing?

Went out for drinks and dinner. Very nice entrecôte too.

Just watching some crap, waiting for MOTD...

 

Chicken Jalfrezi with spinach rice and chocora chicken, poppadoms & naan bread.

 

Homemade or takeaway ?

 

Boring Saturday!

We alternate the kids' activities so this week I was on daughter duty and took her to her swimming lesson. Meanwhile Mrs Stan took Stan Jr to his football and he went and scored his first goal of the season.

The afternoon was homework hell. I was so pissed off that I refused to do mine.

I disagree with homework for children. It ruins weekends. Perhaps a policy for The Sensible Party to look into. Maybe Kitchen Pete could get the Romanians to earn their keep by doing the Great British children's homework.

 

From the fresh counter at Sainsbury's

 

Probably true though.

 

It's Gerrez we're talking about here...

I'm betting it was a family size microwave chicken korma.

Using a loaf of bread as pretend naan.

 

My 7 year old get's so much ****ing homework to do over the weekend.

The teachers must think most parents sit at home all week doing **** all so the weekend isn't a big deal for family time.

Me and the Mrs work all week, every week. ****s.


tbf their probably right about most of the parents, **** me the state of some of the ****ers picking their kids up is disgusting. Slobs everywhere.

 

I keep telling you the big chest cupboards that have ice in and are cold are called 'freezers'.

 

And I keep telling you you're a dick

 

But I know I am.

You need to learn the difference between 'fresh' and 'freezer' - seriously it's worth knowing mate.

 

It'll really throw you of course when I say they're only small portions too #cutdown

 

Are you a fat bastard?

 

He's fat and has a beard.

 

Nearly. Gerrez has a bigger beard and is slightly fatter.

He's got one of those massive trendy beards (trendy 5 yrs ago).

Same outfit though.

 

My cousin has a very large ginger beard. It's vaguely ridiculously such is its largeness. It's the second time he's grown it. The first time he made a short video of him shaving it but edited it in reverse. Quite freaky.

 

Recovered from a banging hangover, mental note! Dont drink Regency with Thais, mental evening!

 

@Skylarker going for a run. See you on the other side.

 

Enjoy

I'm going rowing at 11:30, exactly the same spot the Sailing was held at the Olympics 4 years ago. Portland, amazing spot and a perfect day for it.

Then later this afternoon going for a bike ride with my 7 yr old. Then feet up for a beer and hopefully a jerk chicken style roast.

Happy days.