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Chief said:
Ok, forget the star. Get yourself a life.
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Funnily enough, I'm just waiting for the missus get back to look after our nipper so that I can head off to my gig. I play lead guitar in a semi-pro rock band. Over the past 5 years I must have played something like 300-400 gigs, locally, including all our top venues and festivals, most on repeat bookings. We kick off at 10pm and play to around Midnight. Then, I'll probably have a couple of beers with the boys.

What you up to, Chief? Sat in front of the box, scratching your bollocks, again?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Funnily enough, I'm just waiting for the missus get back to look after our nipper so that I can head off to my gig. I play lead guitar in a semi-pro rock band. Over the past 5 years I must have played something like 300-400 gigs, locally, including all our top venues and festivals, most on repeat bookings. We kick off at 10pm and play to around Midnight. Then, I'll probably have a couple of beers with the boys.

What you up to, Chief? Sat in front of the box, scratching your bollocks, again?
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Are these the same boys from this website who get all your jokes? Or are they the lads?

Played golf this morning. Took my eldest to his mates for a sleepover, dug a footing for the front garden wall, am about to make tea for my two youngest then I will indeed have a beer and scratch my bollocks for half an hour. I'll then get them to bed before having a curry, which i made, with her later.

I will coach the U7's in the morning before going to watch my eldest play rugby. I will then take my two boys up the golf club for their coaching before coming home to a chicken dinner with a couple of glasses of vino.

Thanks for asking.

There's not much less cool than an old bloke in a band who should know better. Is there?

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Chief said:
Are these the same boys from this website who get all your jokes? Or are they the lads?
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Do you actually believe that any of the posters on this forum, spread - as they are - across the country, is going to be in my band?

Oh, dear!

Played golf this morning. ...
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Stop right there. A golfing bore! Well, that just about explains everything! I bet your name is Nigel, or Matthew, and I bet you hate being called Nige!

...a couple of glasses of vino....
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And a piss-head into the bargain!


There not much less cool than an old bloke in a band who should know better. Is there?
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Old? Cheeky ****er!

Nige, I can very much assure you that me dressed up in my black leather trousers, black leather open-neck shirt, sporting an out-size crucifix with my long hair blow-dried with a rock-frizz, I am very much the essence of cool, mate. The chicks love it.

Or do you think that some twat in plus-fours trying to hit a tiny white ball into a hole with a stick is cooler?
 
Even having HIAG on ignore still reveals what a bellend he is . Every thread that I go on, I can see people giving him short shrift and taking the piss. I can only imagine the ****e he's coming out with to elicit these responses. I guess it just reinforces the fact that it's not just me who rips him a new one.
 
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