What are you doing?

Oh, the irony!

 

Witnessed by all the lads, you took one hell of a beating. Are you ok?

 

We can all see that you're trying to deflect attention away from your recent belittling and embarrassment, Skiddy.

Best thing is to lie low for a while - like CFC did for most of last season.

You can resurface in - say - three months' time with a new off-topic thread (something innocuous that isn't going to land you in the **** again), and hope that no one remembers your little tantrum. Some of us might have forgotten about it, by then, I'm sure, mate.

 

You banging on about crap won't change what happened to you, I've been here all along but glad to see you took some time out, it was an awful ripping I hope you're ok for later.

 

I was rehearsing with my band last night, and then we went for beers, Skiddy. We have a gig tonight. Don't you think I would have been on here and ripping the piss out of Chelsea otherwise?

 

Yeah, Yeah ok. We all believe that one

 

Yeah man. Racist as ****.

 

Do you think Hitler saw himself as a villain?

 

What the **** has that got to do with anything?

 

Don't get rattled, Chief. I'm asking a simple enough question.

 

And I'm asking you the relevance of the question.

 

Hitler was a racist, Chief!

Have you not read your history?

 

Still don't get it?

 

I was trying to wum you, mate. Not very successfully, it would seem.

 

If you're suggesting I'm racist because I mentioned pork scratchings you sad, witless ****ing cretin then I suggest you retract it, knobhead.

 

Perhaps I was successful after all, you twat!

 

Actually, as you can see from /\/\/\ very successful.

 

Give yourself a gold star.

 

No, no, no. I put a smilie after my comment, which shows, clearly, that I wasn't wound up.

 

I would, but I've already got the set.