Rival watch

This should be a cricket score.

 

1-1. Bloody useless. So many chances and they let them back in it.
Tactical changes invited them on to try and hit on the break and they didn't score.

 

Is Cavani the new Andy Cole? Plenty of goals, but he needs plenty of chances.

 

Carlton Cole more like

 

Ozil subbed off. I didn't realise he was playing!

 

Maybe Monaco beating PSG isn't such a good feat after all.

 

7-0 Barca. That's not good, is it?

 

Verratti sent off for being fouled by Giroud!

 

Giroud.

 

How the **** did he miss that? Useless.

Sanchez hobbling off at the end. That's a real concern for the Goons.

 

And PSG miss another sitter ffs

 

PSG this season are not the PSG of last season.Should be a doddle for the camel corps in the return.

 

Celtic yet again proving why Scotland is just a tinpot footballing country. The scoreline didn't even surprise me, the best team in world football vs a side predominantly made of Prem rejects/ has-beens and half decent Championship players.

Barca stuff most sides, I get that but the sheer fact they never even got out of second gear just makes it a mockery.

 

I predicted it on the mongrel board.

 

Not the Celtic of yore.

 

You had to love Brenda trying to put a positive spin on last night's abysmal display.

'There no shame in it'. WHAT!? Look at the ****ing scoreboard, you numpty!...7-0!!

 

Barca are supreme, but stuffing opponents 7-0 in CL group games is not a
regular occurrence, even for them.

 

Which is what makes my prediction of it so very remarkable.

 

The seemingly prescient nature of your words, due to the diligent groundwork you do
for your highly respected peer-reviewed documentary articles (such as "Mouser Watch" ) .

 

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