What are you doing?

I can't stand the stuff keg every time for me.

 

Yes I saw the Liverpool - Leicester game thanks.

 

Plenty of that muck over here, if you go to the right bars.

 

Spanish beer is cracking mate, was chatting about it with the Mancs the other day. Estrella, Cruz Campo, Mahou, Alhambra and of course San Miguel are all nice.

 

Cruz Campo is the devil's brew!! Vile muck, even the Spanish won't drink it!
I was talking about English keg beers. John Smith's etc.

 

I thought Estrella was Portuguese?

 

John Smith is that smooth ****e now the old keg bitters have gone mate you don't see them often. You get cask or keg ales and most do both.

 

Nope, Spanish.

 

Those bastards in that Portuguese bar (in Exeter) lied to me!

I want my money back!

 

So close to Spain but Portugese beer is rank, Sagres is terrible Super Bock is ok-ish best of the lot is Cristal.

 

It is my least fav but still better than Carling or Fosters.

 

As somebody who remembers Red Barrel, Tankard, etc. It's all gas filled ****e to me.

Yep, they've got Pedigree, and one or two others here like that.

 

Funnily enough, I had a bottle of Sagres in Nandos, last night!

Yes, it isn't the most flavoursome beer out there. Mind you, a subtler beer would have been lost beside my order of extra hot peri chicken and two fino sides.

 

I like the carbonation which is lighter than a lager and like a beer chilled, I just don't get the cask stuff at all.

 

... they weren't even real girls

 

Weren't they?

The bastards!

I definitely want my money back!

 

Might treat myself to a bottle of the finest....Irn Bru, Diet....made in Girders.

 

Portudildos

 

Vol Damm.

Never forget Vol Damm.