Former Saints Record Signing Retires to Concentrate on Music Career

Dani Osvaldo. Who's going to buy his first record?

https://m.dreamteamfc.com/c/dani-osvaldo-retired-concentrate-music-seriously/

 

Interesting. Is it likely to fall into the "so bad it's good" category, or will it just be ****? My money is on the latter.

 

Do you think he's after management? *shudders*

 

He won't turn up to his first show. So he'll have that in common with Pete Doherty at least.

 

Spinal tap manager style, with a cricket bat

 

Strange timing. You can only play football for so long....why not stick with it until you have to retire. There's no going back. He liked a rock and roll style when he was a sportsman....watch this space for what he's like when released from those constraints. Perhaps he is a great singer....but he's also one of those men with an overweaning opinion of themselves....his first music producer should invest in a safety helmet.

 

This will speed up my prediction of a drug over dose death no end. Boy be mental.

 

Wanna start a dead pool?

 

My bet is death by irate girlfriend.

 

Can't be worse than Kiefer Sutherland's country band.

 

Now he just needs a crippling crack & heroin addiction

 

If his first five albums go platinum and he buys Southampton F.C. as a plaything, installing himself as manager, then I'll be worried.

 

I have feeling he may have made a head start on that one already. Just a hunch so to speak. (I wouldn't actually wish addiction on anyone. But going on the basis of it being a mental illness, I'd say our boy is halfway there).

 

Given his obssession with Brian Jones and the Stones, that would be highly appropriate...

 

A couple of song requests for his first concert....Creep by Radiohead and I'm a ****er by Ivor Biggun...

 

Better a music record than a criminal one I suppose.

 

I would laugh if he is actually good.

 

Maybe he'll record a song with Guly.

 

The one thing he has is the money to support it

 

I was going to say why not ask him to sign Fable. But then remembered he was a nutter.