Saint Sofiane!

Put your boots back in the cupboard then. You've failed your medical.

 

Translation: #Antonetti: "Boufal is able to switch games all by himself. He did it once 3 with me. His departure is imminent"


Antonetti is Frédéric Antonetti, the manager of Lille.

 

Good question.

 

Doubt Lille would be holding out for £25m if they felt the problem might be long term. They'd be trying to ship him out when we offered £15m.

 

Can we expect a picture tonight or is tomorrow most likely?

 

Followed by a complete relapse as the first chorus of You'll Never Walk Alone ring about his ears in 2018/19.

 

Learn. Sarcasm

Or do I need a load of to make it more obvious?

 

To be honest Magic, I thought you were being serious....

 

I think that should be "one in three for me"

 

Without emoji's, it's impossible to judge if someone's being sarcastic.

 

Great description of him, he's a complete and utter gamechanger. This is our Mane replacement, I would suggest.

 

Trouble is since Brexit, 1 Tomato = 1 Potato. I think we may have paid too much, unless they throw in Zucchini.

 

No problem for our club with Swiss owners. We'll pay in Toblerones.

 

At my age and level of fitness, if it's ok with everyone else I will restrict my physical celebration to a raised eyebrow, a wide eyed look with a possible fist pump.*

* The use of the phrase "fist pump" has no sexual connotation whatsoever.

 

i am creaming all over my desk with all these new players

 

Not a Greggs apple turnover with fresh cream by any chance? Cos they're better than sex.

 

Sounds to much on the sweet side for me,ill stick to the old school cheese and bacon slice.

 

And not the thought of Badger's fist pump?

 

NO! Where's the fun in that?

 

Ah yes, fun......