I reckon you got off quite lightly. We had this flash guy up from Dereham once ... and a herring gull was so impressed it put a deposit down on his Ferrari
It sounds to me like you went to Cromer. Some nature happened, and because you were more concerned with your car, than your Missus. You made her turn her top inside out, and rub Sh*t all up her back.... I'd say Cromer was a secondary concern.
Slightly off topic - WELL DONE the GB ladies hockey team (yes, I know they were nearly ALL English!!!!)
General - Do you drive a Passat Estate, as there was one on Colman Road today with the registration P111 BAH??
A nice birthday walk on the beautiful North Norfolk coast. Wonderful! I mean, it's no Birmingham, but it'll do! please log in to view this image
I was in the Fishing Boat in East Runton earlier - not a particularly nice pub, but real ales at £2.50 a pint. Then walked along the beach to Cromer. Now slumming it in the Glasshouse much nicer and a special of 14 oz Aberdeen Angus and chips at only £5.99, though doesn't include a drink.