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This thread is a ****ing insult to the internet.

Kev and the other desperate spastic, can you please die asap?

Thanks,

T xx

How much did you pay for those players you put out last night, I 'd ask for a refund <laugh>

Usual overpaid pampered Premiershite beaten by another pub team. Guess you were saving your players for the Prem where you will win **** all. When will the pampered clubs learn, underestimate us and we will kick your arse <whistle>
 
Only when he's being a dick -- which just happens to be all the time..... I apologise for the temporary prickness of my nature, and that of brb - we promise it will fade the next time Twatford beat The Gills ).

Could you imagine the Premiershite fans at our place, another re-match would be good on a winter evening up on our lovely scaffolding for them.
 
What an embarrassment

Well done Gillingham, however I don't think this counts as a "giant killing"

Away from home too... <applause>
 
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I see the SuperHoops scraped past Rochdale. We are so poor in cup competitions I thought it would be cheerio from us.

By the way, we beat Twatford 2-0 in a pre-season friendly. Maybe they can only raise their game against tougher opposition?
 
I remember the days when only decent/hilarious threads were stickied, instead of this ****e.


Bring Back The Omlettes
 
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I remember the days when only decent/hilarious threads were stickied, instead of this ****e.


Bring Back The Omlettes
You have to be in the position of brb and myself to appreciate that this thread is well beyond hilarious....... and as for omelettes - speak to Toby - he's the one with egg on his face.
 
ey'm stil pising mysellf larfing at Twatford to worrie abought speling

wtf am I saying - I got the spelling right -- unless, of course omlettes has nothing to do with the 'eggie'/ eggy version !
You would have to be in the position of just about every **** on GC and myself to know that the thread was titled Omlettes
 
You would have to be in the position of just about every **** on GC and myself to know that the thread was titled Omlettes
Please accept my humble apologies for not realising that Omlettes and omelettes are two different things.
I hope I didn't confuse people when I accused Toby's team of merely being **** as opposed to Toby being a thick ****