Twatford FC 1-2 Pub Team

Bow wow wow wow wow wow!

#wagstail
#sniffsbutt

 

Toby fair gets some folks hackles up.

 

How much did you pay for those players you put out last night, I 'd ask for a refund

Usual overpaid pampered Premiershite beaten by another pub team. Guess you were saving your players for the Prem where you will win **** all. When will the pampered clubs learn, underestimate us and we will kick your arse

 

This is English football chat, your Scottish, **** off back to your two team league please

 

Only when he's being a dick -- which just happens to be all the time..... I apologise for the temporary prickness of my nature, and that of brb - we promise it will fade the next time Twatford beat The Gills ).

 

Could you imagine the Premiershite fans at our place, another re-match would be good on a winter evening up on our lovely scaffolding for them.

 

In Toby's case I could think of a better use for scaffold !..... anyone got a rope ?

 

What an embarrassment

Well done Gillingham, however I don't think this counts as a "giant killing"

Away from home too...

 

I see the SuperHoops scraped past Rochdale. We are so poor in cup competitions I thought it would be cheerio from us.

By the way, we beat Twatford 2-0 in a pre-season friendly. Maybe they can only raise their game against tougher opposition?

 

I remember the days when only decent/hilarious threads were stickied, instead of this ****e.


Bring Back The Omlettes

 

You have to be in the position of brb and myself to appreciate that this thread is well beyond hilarious....... and as for omelettes - speak to Toby - he's the one with egg on his face.

 

*omlettes

 

ey'm stil pising mysellf larfing at Twatford to worrie abought speling

wtf am I saying - I got the spelling right -- unless, of course omlettes has nothing to do with the 'eggie'/ eggy version !

 

You would have to be in the position of just about every **** on GC and myself to know that the thread was titled Omlettes

 

I see that Twatford fan, Toby 'likes' this ^^^ - perhaps I should have used a different 'chant' last night..... "you're ****ing thick **** " etc

 

I refer you to my previous post.

 

Please accept my humble apologies for not realising that Omlettes and omelettes are two different things.
I hope I didn't confuse people when I accused Toby's team of merely being **** as opposed to Toby being a thick ****

 

toby's only gone and done it again

dance puppet dance

 

One question, are Watford as ****e as this result suggests?

 

Worse...absolute ****e, so much so even their glory hunter is lost for words to defend the beating his boys took from our pub team