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I'm off! - 2016 Special Edition (to Vegas!)

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 9, 2016.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Like your sheep. Ruffie.
     
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  2. seabreeze

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    Whatever you say corporal ....
     
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  3. Sucky

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    rectum crew make some noise <laugh>
     
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  4. seabreeze

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    Rectum ? ......damn near killed him
     
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  5. <laugh>
    Stan (and, consequently, Pixie) will be livid that you have exposed their juvenile antics for what they are, Roofie!

    They cannot grasp the fact that almost all of the lads (ie. those that can be arsed to read this thread) are laughing at them.
     
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  6. At least I haven't rattled you, eh, Stan?
     
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  7. Stan

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    People must laugh at you every day HIAG as you trundle by in your Rover 25
     
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  8. Stan

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    Stan can't be rattled. He's been dead for over 50 years.

    I do think you should honour your bet though. Very cowardly and astrolike to back out.

    The fake crash story to get a bit of sympathy and attention was pretty lame, particularly as you fabricated the death of three people.
     
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    Looks like the poor Welch Is A God iS about to go super nova!
     
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  10. Stan

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    That's what he's going to buy his missus when she totals the Rover 25 in her next fake crash.
     
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  11. Sucky

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    ahhh that tickled me <laugh>
     
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  12. seabreeze

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    I hope you guys are right and HAIG didn't have an accident , just him having a laugh on a football form and his family never had to expierence an " Accident" .
    But imagine it wasn't a prank and he's partaking in this forum as his family Are limping around the house .
    How would you feel if a bunch of losers were calling you liar when you brought it up on this forum .
    I find the reaction to HAIG's accident somewhere between pitiful and pathetic ,Benefit of the doubt is my reaction ,all the time hoping he's lying but got a feeling the family was through a tramatic expierence .
    Hope it never happens to any of you .
     
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  13. Stan

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    Serious accidents are reported on road watch websites. Nothing.

    Fatal accidents like the one he described the week before his own "accident" make the national press. Nothing.

    To be fair, it's really crass and a little bit psychotic to pretend your kids were injured and to fabricate the death of three people simply to gain some sympathy and attention from simpleton strangers.

    You've got to be beyond ******ed to be felching such a plum! He's ****ing hopeless at this game. <laugh>
     
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  14. seabreeze

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    You can fill your boots though sarge , you have your " Prick " badge of honour .
     
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  15. Stan

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    Fill your dildo.
     
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  16. Fat lot you know about it, then!

    There wasn't a pile up - only us and a 44 ton lorry - and no one was seriously hurt. Why would that be reported? It was one of those accidents where, you look at the car and say to yourself "how did anyone get out of that alive!" but where everyone walks away with nothing more than a few scratches.

    I'm not going to post a photo of the car after the incident, because that would not be unfair to my wife and two children.

    Personally, I feel lucky to be alive, and I am thankful that neither or my two children or my wife were hurt. Things like that help to put things in perspective.

    As detestable as you (and some others on this site) are, I wouldn't wish anything like that on anyone.
     
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  17. Stan

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    I don't think I mentioned a pile up. You said your car was totalled though.

    You said there had been a fatal accident on the same strip of motorway the week before.

    Major accidents, certainly fatal ones, make the traffic updates, the fatal accidents make the news. Apart from in this instance. Oops again HIAG. They should change your username to Britney Spears! <laugh>
     
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  18. I said the car was written-off. It was.

    The week before? The salvage bloke who recovered the car told us that there had been two fatalities on the M3 two weeks before - he didn't specify the exact spot.

    Not that it should overly concern you, but on our way home, about 7 miles before the Bournemouth Spur Road, there was a serious accident on the other carriageway to us, with the traffic backed up for about two miles. Three ambulances were in attendance and around four police cars. Has that been reported?

    In the 16 years or so that I have been travelling on the M3, I have seen, witnessed or heard about dozens of accidents, some fatal, most not (thankfully). How many of those are reported? Ours looked worse that it was, but that does not mean that we were not lucky to be alive, or that the experience hasn't shaken us up. My 6 year old has had nightmares about it. I suppose you find that amusing, Stan?
     
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  19. Stan

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    You said three fatalities on the same part of the M3. Now you're saying two fatalities on unspecified parts of the road.

    "The recovery bloke said that only two weeks earlier, a mother and her two youngest children died on the same stretch of road, in a very similar accident."

    Oops Britney! s106!

    You're disturbingly desperate for attention!
     
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  20. This is something that you are splitting hairs over!

    Jesus! You are some piece of work!
     
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