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I'm off! - 2016 Special Edition (to Vegas!)

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 9, 2016.

  1. The head-piece has spoken. Let's see how many of the segments obey his command...
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    I'm afraid none of your waffle can divert attention from your massive bottle job. It was a shameful act of cowardice.
     
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    Not to mention the heartless faking of near fatality of his family for sympathy, you can add 'rat bag' to bottle job
     
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    That particular piece of cowardice was a classic example of 'oh ****, I've ****ed up, so let's create a drama to try and distract attention from it and hopefully I'll get some sympathy instead'. Absolutely pathetic.
     
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    I think it depends if you're on android or iPhone.

    I'm on android and it works fine <ok>
     
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    A legend in your own mind Private Jerken .
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Haig as you know i am switzerland when it comes to you and piskies "hissy fits" but hes got you by the balls ere mate, (all your own fault too) almost like when you was a kid ****ng around in the supermarket and ya mam pull down ya pants in front of everyone and smacks your arse. <laugh>

    take a seat mate, no dont, we dont want to damage those cheeks anymore that they have been already.

    i bought you this chap
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    He'll try and finger that
     
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  9. Oh, come off it, Sucky!

    Read my first few posts on this thread, and then tell me (with any degree of conviction) that I did not know exactly what I was doing!

    I knew perfectly well that Pixie and a couple of his more stubborn clinkers were ****ing themselves blind at the prospect of me posting an avatar of Adams holding aloft that Cup, and I also knew that they'd be balling their eyes out and calling the cops when I posted another, tamer, avatar of Adams. I have, with one deft stroke, utterly ruined Pixie's season, in a consummate display of total master-wummery!

    Give me credit where it's due, Sucky! Please, for the love of God, do not submit yourself to the segments!
     
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    Simple fact is that you bottled the bet and humiliated yourself in front of the lads <ok>
     
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  11. <laugh>

    You make an idiot of yourself with every post you make on this thread!
     
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    <laugh> Coming from you
     
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    Segments shmegments mate, youve done irreparable damage to your online persona on here this last week :D
     
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  14. On the contrary, Sucky; I am merely warming up for a grand finale finish, mate.
     
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  15. seabreeze

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    Colonel Piskie and the bum buddy brigade ....move to the right in columns of three ....right turn , bend over and insert nose .
     
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  16. Stan

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    You still felching HIAG Ruthie?
     
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    Sergeant Stan .....
     
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  18. Stan

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    To be fair you gobble off HIAG far more than anyone "supports" Piskie (as you seem to view it).

    No one is pro-Piskie, they just think HIAG is a simpleton bell end. Perhaps that's why you feel a connection to him. <laugh>
     
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    You seem to think you speak for everyone sarge , must be a military thing . Back in line for your salt peter .
     
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  20. Stan

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    Peter's busy doing his Rigsby impersonation.
     
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