Match Day Thread +++++Man Utd v Saints Friday 19th August 8pm+++++

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I may have missed it but is there any news on the severity of Romeus injury?
 
Anyone going to do a new match thread? Just over 4 days to go?

Clearly, they're waiting for my Super Negative Match Thread, given that the Super Positive ones haven't worked thus far.

Time: None of us will have enough time.

Expected lineup:

GK - Will leave us.
RB: Can't defend.
CB: Will leave us.
CB: Is leaving us.
LB: Is injured?
DM: Is crocked.
CM: Will leave us.
CM: Probably shouldn't have given him that new contract.
AM: Dodgy hair.
FW: Not a striker.
FW: Couldn't finish in an orgy.

Bench: Backup keeper, scary decisions, bad in interviews, too French, too good in interviews, dodgy hair, out of favour because he doesn't run enough.