Match Day Thread +++++Man Utd v Saints Friday 19th August 8pm+++++

Yep, so I am told (frequently)

 

I know funny. I am funny. You are not funny. You are the un-funny.

 

I may have missed it but is there any news on the severity of Romeus injury?

 

He tweeted saying its not too serious. So I would guess around 1-2 weeks.

 

Thank god for that. Think we're quite light in that position so don't want to lose him for a decent period of time.

 

He was so awful in the Watford game I was hoping he'd be dropped, but I take your point.

 

I didn't see the Watford game to be fair! Also he gives us some height which we seem to lack at the moment

 

You're about as funny as herpes mate. Not as interesting, obviously.

 

I don't think he likes me. He is one of those nasty internet people the Daily Mail keeps going on about.

 

Actually, I'm grooming you.

 

Oh.

Well, hello then.

 

Anyone going to do a new match thread? Just over 4 days to go?

 

Clearly, they're waiting for my Super Negative Match Thread, given that the Super Positive ones haven't worked thus far.

Time: None of us will have enough time.

Expected lineup:

GK - Will leave us.
RB: Can't defend.
CB: Will leave us.
CB: Is leaving us.
LB: Is injured?
DM: Is crocked.
CM: Will leave us.
CM: Probably shouldn't have given him that new contract.
AM: Dodgy hair.
FW: Not a striker.
FW: Couldn't finish in an orgy.

Bench: Backup keeper, scary decisions, bad in interviews, too French, too good in interviews, dodgy hair, out of favour because he doesn't run enough.

 

I'll volunteer if no-one else wants, or will do it.

 

I've stolen a march and done it