I'm off! - 2016 Special Edition (to Vegas!)

[Hoddle is a god]

So they've already had the assessor out and sent you a cheque then?

The car was an old Peugeot 307. It was worth about £750.

The windscreen was smashed in, the front of the car was opened up like a tin can, and the sub-frame twisted to the point that it buckled the driver's door.

What's your assessment on the chances of that being economically repaired, then, Einstein?

 

[Tobes]

The car was an old Peugeot 307. It was worth about £750.

The windscreen was smashed in, the front of the car was opened up like a tin can, and the sub-frame twisted to the point that it buckled the driver's door.

What's your assessment on the chances of that being economically repaired, then, Einstein?

You avoided answering the actual question I note...

So you supposedly smoke around in an SL Merc convertible and your wife and kids were running about in a 12 year old **** tip worth buttons?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You avoided answering the actual question I note...

So you supposedly smoke around in an SL Merc convertible and your wife and kids were running about in a 12 year old **** tip worth buttons?

I have a client who dresses like a tramp and who drives around in a rusty old Ford Granada, and yet he is worth around £48 million.

I know you think you are making a clever point, Tobes, but you're merely making yourself look like a twat.

My wife and kids (let alone myself) were very nearly killed in that accident. Give it up, for once, eh?

 

[Tobes]

I have a client who dresses like a tramp and who drives around in a rusty old Ford Granada, and yet he is worth around £48 million.

I know you think you are making a clever point, Tobes, but you're merely making yourself look like a twat.

My wife and kids (let alone myself) were very nearly killed in that accident. Give it up, for once, eh?

I asked a simple question, you've avoided answering it.

Worth nearly £50m and drives a rusty Granada, yeah sounds legit

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Worth nearly £50m and drives a rusty Granada, yeah sounds legit

I bet you're the kind of bloke who is surprised by his own shadow. I'm right, aren't I?

 

[King Ossie64]

I have a client who dresses like a tramp and who drives around in a rusty old Ford Granada, and yet he is worth around £48 million.

I know you think you are making a clever point, Tobes, but you're merely making yourself look like a twat.

My wife and kids (let alone myself) were very nearly killed in that accident. Give it up, for once, eh?

Oh please stop the lying before you trip yourself up again! The part about write-off and insurance is they will provide you with a car while yours is being repaired or REPLACED
You being the supposed hot shot lawyer whose family dresses like Columbo as not to bring attention to themselves that they are minted drive around in a total **** heap with inadequate insurance.

You Melt

 

[Tobes]

I bet you're the kind of bloke who is surprised by his own shadow. I'm right, aren't I?

You're full of **** HIAG.

She wanted a new ML350, but you can't quite afford one, so she got a Rover 25 after getting out of a £750 French **** tip. Sounds like she's within touching distance of her dream

Meanwhile you're smoking an SL convertible.......yeah right oh.

I know plenty of millionaires and a number of multi millionaires, and have never come across one who doesn't drive something nice. A bloke worth £50m who drives a rusty Granada sounds like yet another of your bullshit tales.

You complete fantasist.

 

[King Ossie64]

You're full of **** HIAG.

She wanted a new ML350, but you can't quite afford one, so she got a Rover 25 after getting out of a £750 French **** tip. Sounds like she's within touching distance of her dream

Meanwhile you're smoking an SL convertible.......yeah right oh.

I know plenty of millionaires and a number of multi millionaires, and have never come across one who doesn't drive something nice. A bloke worth £50m who drives a rusty Granada sounds like yet another of your bullshit tales.

You complete fantasist.

Another Wum **** up! They're rolling in thick and fast now lads!

 

[King Ossie64]

Not to mention the fact he's reneged on the bet to have a picture of Tony Adams in an Arsenal shirt holding the premiership trophy! Disgraceful, enter BRB

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Meanwhile you're smoking an SL convertible...

No. That's a second car. I only get to drive that at weekends, really.

It's a bit of a luxury.

 

[King Ossie64]

Bullshit morelike

 

[Spurlock]

Anyway Hiag, nice to have you back lad.

 

[Tobes]

No. That's a second car. I only get to drive that at weekends, really.

It's a bit of a luxury.

So you have a luxury weekend motor sat in the garage while your wife and kids have to endure the ignominy of having to be seen in a Rover 25?

I'd be less embarrassed being seen getting out the back of a sheep than one of them ffs.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Anyway Hiag, nice to have you back lad.

Thank you, buddy.

Looking forward to you and me double-teaming some of these muppets during the season.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

So you have a luxury weekend motor sat in the garage while your wife and kids have to endure the ignominy of having to be seen in a Rover 25?

I'd be less embarrassed being seen getting out the back of sheep than one of them ffs.

The wife drives the SL all the time, but it's not convenient for most of her journeys.

Credit to you for trying to wum this one to death, but you really ought to know when to quit. Now, you are merely coming across as a heartless, ignorant bastard. Please, stop, for your own sake, mate.

 

[King Ossie64]

Thank you, buddy.

Looking forward to you and me double-teaming some of these muppet during the season.

Well he is number three of the dildo segment.

 

[King Ossie64]

The wife drives the SL all the time, but it's not convenient for most of her journeys.

Credit to you for trying to wum this one to death, but you really ought to know when to quit. Now, you are merely coming across as a heartless, ignorant bastard. Please, stop, for your own sake, mate.

On the contrary he has come across perfectly normal because he has used common sense and found all the loose ends in your lies as we all have btw. theres only one heartless bastard here and thats the one putting out bullshit about his family for sympathy and attention. Call the police!

 

[Tobes]

The wife drives the SL all the time, but it's not convenient for most of her journeys.

Credit to you for trying to wum this one to death, but you really ought to know when to quit. Now, you are merely coming across as a heartless, ignorant bastard. Please, stop, for your own sake, mate.

Heartless? Why, for calling out your lack of providing decent, safe transport for your wife and kids whilst having a sports car in the garage?

What's heartless about that?

Put the violin away, your 'near fatal' crash didn't even necessitate anyone visiting A&E and you were traveling in a 12 year old French bean tin.

 

[King Ossie64]

Heartless? Why, for calling out your lack of providing decent, safe transport for your wife and kids whilst having a sports car in the garage?

What's heartless about that?

Put the violin away, your 'near fatal' crash didn't even necessitate anyone visiting A&E and you were traveling in a 12 year old French bean tin.

But they now all have a bit of whiplash

 

[Stan]

Surely this horror crash would have been reported on the M3 traffic updates.