Not as good as Pixie's I've-gone-on-a-tour-of-the-States excuse.
Not as good as your family in near death car crash fable
It's pretty low that you should try to make fun of something like that. My two lads could have been killed in that accident. The youngest is 6 years old.
Hope you have/had no access to mediaJust to inform you lads I AM working from midday today and will be away until approximately 16:00 tomorrow.
That's actually true
Just in case you nobbers send a search party out![]()
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Mate, I am actually working.
Pissed off tbh, I may still pop on and discuss the mauling Liverpol will give Burnley - that's only if it's not too busy and I have time.
I'm expecting it to be busy though due to the fact I'm in charge of 5 houses, that's 29 beds. 3 people living there don't speak English (at all).
I had a conversation yesterday about a phone charger with an Afgan lad, took an hour to get my point across
My point was 'you can keep the charger'![]()

Hiag if the accident is true then I am genuinely sorry.

you meant mauling Pool will get in Burnley?
No Pool guys here makes this place dead![]()


... ahhh .. now I see ... like a host country getting to play in the world cup without having to qualify ...I started the thread![]()