I'm off! - 2016 Special Edition (to Vegas!)

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He could show evidence for the sceptical. Just like the evidence of his luxury holiday, they were great pics. Helicopter landing on his trailer. Meeting Tyson at the tables. A tit **** of Donna the tranny stripper.

Oh how we enjoyed seeing Hiag so happy.
 
Tobes said:
This is true. A write off motorway crash would see the blue lights arrive and a trip in the back of an ambulance to get the cuts checked out and any potential whiplash injuries assessed, would surely be more likely than being dropped off at the services with your bags like.....

As I said, over egged.
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Hard to believe a self proclaimed hot shot lawyer and rock god couldn't afford adequate insurance to ensure he and his family had onward travel to their home rather than be 'dumped at Winchester service station'. Am I wrong in stating that lorries have impact bars sides and rear to prevent horrific accidents of this nature?

Usually when a 'windscreen explodes in' (implodes) there's a physical force pushing It so as to where the cuts came from sounds like journalistic licence. Agree with Piskie had they had stoved the car under a lorry, hospital would have been the outcome for sure.

Shame on you HIAG <doh>
 
Tobes said:
This is true. A write off motorway crash would see the blue lights arrive and a trip in the back of an ambulance to get the cuts checked out and any potential whiplash injuries assessed, would surely be more likely than being dropped off at the services with your bags like.....

As I said, over egged.
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@Hoddle Is A God you need to clear this up to try and salvage any shred of respect you might have left and prove you're not making the near fatal crash up simply to try and elicit sympathy.

Why didn't your family members go to A&E after the write off crash, given that your son sustained cuts from flying glass ?
 
Spurlock said:
Which part has he taken lightly?

Your just furious he has pricked your conscious <rofl>
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HIAG QUOTED "It was pretty eventful on the way back home, as my wife fell asleep at the wheel of her car and we ran under a lorry on the M3. The car is a write-off, and we could have been killed, but escaped with only a few minor cuts and bruises. Didn't get back home until around 9pm, this evening. We're all pretty shook up, obviously".

By the way, I got confused between miles and kilometres. Vegas is around 8400 km from Gatwick, which equates to around 5200 miles. Glad to see that it gave the segments something to mutually **** over.

Also, I don't blame the salivating segments getting excited about the proximity of the helipads to several of the Vegas strip hotels, as they have clearly never been to Vegas, so won't have a clue.
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Because you wouldn't include two paragraphs of poor wummery when accounting the facts of a near death experience concerning your family!
Ps. I have no conscience
 
Tobes said:
This is true. A write off motorway crash would see the blue lights arrive and a trip in the back of an ambulance to get the cuts checked out and any potential whiplash injuries assessed, would surely be more likely than being dropped off at the services with your bags like.....

As I said, over egged.
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Not that it's anybody's business, but both ambulance and police attended the incident. We were all taken into the back of the ambulance for around an hour whilst our injuries (or lack thereof) were assessed. The police breathalysed my wife (as they have to do). All clear, of course. There was no need to take us to A&E because it was clear that there was no need to. Plus, none of us wanted to go to A&E, we all wanted to get home. As for being dropped off at the nearest services, again, that was our decision, as it made it easier for the eventual pickup (3 hours later). I was given the choice of being dropped off at Basingstoke station. Didn't want that.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Not that it's anybody's business, but both ambulance and police attended the incident. We were all taken into the back of the ambulance for around an hour whilst our injuries (or lack thereof) were assessed. The police breathalysed my wife (as they have to do). All clear, of course. There was no need to take us to A&E because it was clear that there was no need to. Plus, none of us wanted to go to A&E, we all wanted to get home. As for being dropped off at the nearest services, again, that was our decision, as it made it easier for the eventual pickup (3 hours later). I was given the choice of being dropped off at Basingstoke station. Didn't want that.
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If it's not anybody's business why the **** did you mention it? Just a shame you didn't invent this bit at the time but hey you were more intent on segments and petty wummery.
 
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Life goes on, Skiddy,

To you, a near-fatal car crash, in which all of your family could have been wiped out, would be a big deal, but us HIAGs are made of far sterner stuff. Water off a duck's back, pal.
 
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Treble said:
Tbh I think you were right the first time. 'kingQuasi would be classed as barely fulfilling the criteria of a living organsim at the best of times <laugh>
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Gary is upset with me, generally, mainly because I am a constant reminder to him of the massive gulf between us in intellect, for which he continually tried to get me banned from the Chelsea board. It didn't help that his own turned on him and forced him into exile among the lady-boys of Bankok.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Gary is upset with me, generally, mainly because I am a constant reminder to him of the massive gulf between us in intellect, for which he continually tried to get me banned from the Chelsea board. It didn't help that his own turned on him and forced him into exile among the lady-boys of Bankok.
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You were best of buddies, I think he even invited you to visit his burger van outside SB the next time you were playing Chavbus. Now it's all gone wrong because Chavbus sank like a turd in concrete.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I did it, not for you or other segments (such as Tobes and Skiddy), but for the lads.
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That's generous of you. The lads have been very appreciate of the material you've provided to take the piss out of you on this thread. Keep em coming :)
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Life goes on, Skiddy,

To you, a near-fatal car crash, in which all of your family could have been wiped out, would be a big deal, but us HIAGs are made of far sterner stuff. Water off a duck's back, pal.
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I'll take that as an admission of it all being tosh then. I have to say I don't think I or others could come out with stuff like that for fear it might tempt providence.
 
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