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I'm off! - 2016 Special Edition (to Vegas!)

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 9, 2016.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He could show evidence for the sceptical. Just like the evidence of his luxury holiday, they were great pics. Helicopter landing on his trailer. Meeting Tyson at the tables. A tit **** of Donna the tranny stripper.

    Oh how we enjoyed seeing Hiag so happy.
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    Hard to believe a self proclaimed hot shot lawyer and rock god couldn't afford adequate insurance to ensure he and his family had onward travel to their home rather than be 'dumped at Winchester service station'. Am I wrong in stating that lorries have impact bars sides and rear to prevent horrific accidents of this nature?

    Usually when a 'windscreen explodes in' (implodes) there's a physical force pushing It so as to where the cuts came from sounds like journalistic licence. Agree with Piskie had they had stoved the car under a lorry, hospital would have been the outcome for sure.

    Shame on you HIAG <doh>
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    @Hoddle Is A God you need to clear this up to try and salvage any shred of respect you might have left and prove you're not making the near fatal crash up simply to try and elicit sympathy.

    Why didn't your family members go to A&E after the write off crash, given that your son sustained cuts from flying glass ?
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    Apologies.

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    Because you wouldn't include two paragraphs of poor wummery when accounting the facts of a near death experience concerning your family!
    Ps. I have no conscience
     
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    #Bullying
     
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  10. Not that it's anybody's business, but both ambulance and police attended the incident. We were all taken into the back of the ambulance for around an hour whilst our injuries (or lack thereof) were assessed. The police breathalysed my wife (as they have to do). All clear, of course. There was no need to take us to A&E because it was clear that there was no need to. Plus, none of us wanted to go to A&E, we all wanted to get home. As for being dropped off at the nearest services, again, that was our decision, as it made it easier for the eventual pickup (3 hours later). I was given the choice of being dropped off at Basingstoke station. Didn't want that.
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    If it's not anybody's business why the **** did you mention it? Just a shame you didn't invent this bit at the time but hey you were more intent on segments and petty wummery.
     
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  12. Life goes on, Skiddy,

    To you, a near-fatal car crash, in which all of your family could have been wiped out, would be a big deal, but us HIAGs are made of far sterner stuff. Water off a duck's back, pal.
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    ..... but you decided to plaster it all over the Internet anyway.
     
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  14. Treble

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    Tbh I think you were right the first time. 'kingQuasi would be classed as barely fulfilling the criteria of a living organsim at the best of times <laugh>
     
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  15. I did it, not for you or other segments (such as Tobes and Skiddy), but for the lads.
     
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  16. Gary is upset with me, generally, mainly because I am a constant reminder to him of the massive gulf between us in intellect, for which he continually tried to get me banned from the Chelsea board. It didn't help that his own turned on him and forced him into exile among the lady-boys of Bankok.
     
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  17. Treble

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    You were best of buddies, I think he even invited you to visit his burger van outside SB the next time you were playing Chavbus. Now it's all gone wrong because Chavbus sank like a turd in concrete.
     
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    That's generous of you. The lads have been very appreciate of the material you've provided to take the piss out of you on this thread. Keep em coming :)
     
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    I'll take that as an admission of it all being tosh then. I have to say I don't think I or others could come out with stuff like that for fear it might tempt providence.
     
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    But you said it wasn't 'anybody's' business and now you're saying it's somebody's business ?

    I'm afraid I'm going to have to add that to your list of wum **** ups mate.
     
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