Match Day Thread The PL Season 16/17 All Star Thread

[luvgonzo]

Prior to Liverpool v Chelsea at Anfield in 2013/14, Steven Gerrard sat on Brendan Rodgers' shoulders in the Liverpool dressing room and sang Europe's The Final Countdown to his team mates.

After the game the other players forced him to sing Britney Spears' Oops I Did It Again whilst naked and fingering Phil Thompson's favourite dildo.

True story.

That's not true at all...he was on Alan Hansens shoulders.

 

[gooner4ever]

... Ystradgynnlais anywhere near you Luv?

Is that actually a place ?
I thought he had leant on his keyboard whilst typing

 

[luvgonzo]

Is that actually a place ?
I thought he had leant on his keyboard whilst typing

It is a real place, very close to Cwm-twrch Isaf.

 

[SpursDisciple]

It is a real place, very close to Cwm-twrch Isaf.

Now you are taking the piss.

 

[SpursDisciple]

Is that actually a place ?
I thought he had leant on his keyboard whilst typing

Looks like the sort of post I make when my cat walks across the keyboard.

 

[luvgonzo]

Now you are taking the piss.

You mean cymryd y piss?

 

[Treble]

... I'm still here girls ... was in South Wales over the weekend with only my phone but still managed a few posts even so ...

... I'll still be telling it as it is ... so don't worry ...

Thank **** for that. You do realise you're up against @CFC: Champions of FFP for missing person alert this season!

He holds the record btw. Disappeared Oct 27th last season. Honestly thought you'd smashed that yesterday but glad you lifted yourself up, dried those tears and came back. Believe mate believe.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Is that actually a place ?
I thought he had leant on his keyboard whilst typing

... my other half's aunt and uncle live in the next village ... Cwm Twrch ... try pronouncing that

 

[luvgonzo]

... my other half's aunt and uncle live in the next village ... Cwm Twrch ... try pronouncing that

See my post, I'm stalking you.

 

[FosseFilberto]

It is a real place, very close to Cwm-twrch Isaf.

oops ... didn't see that ... the nearest I get to the pronunciation is Cum Tuckh ....

 

[FosseFilberto]

Thank **** for that. You do realise you're up against @CFC: Champions of FFP for missing person alert this season!

He holds the record btw. Disappeared Oct 27th last season. Honestly thought you'd smashed that yesterday but glad you lifted yourself up, dried those tears and came back. Believe mate believe.

... don't fret buddy I'll be her through thick and thin ... or Sky and some slim person to be more accurate ... worry more about Blaggins - who hasn't kept to his promise of an avatar change despite all his bleatings about rules and form ... and is currently hiding away in Blackpool ....

 

[luvgonzo]

Cum Tuckh

Translated to English that means knob jockey.

 

[SpursDisciple]

... don't fret buddy I'll be her through thick and thin ...

Well Fosse. How you doing?

 

[Spurlock]

Well Fosse. How you doing?

I wonder if he's wearing a nice dress today...weather is fine.

 

[FosseFilberto]

I wonder if he's wearing a nice dress today...weather is fine.

..
I could get away with it; I'm THAT pretty... unlike you ugly fcukers ...

 

[FosseFilberto]

Translated to English that means knob jockey.

... I already know that it really means boar/pig of some kind .... Welsh for knob jockey is Llferpwl ...

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Anyone seen Pixie?

 

[FosseFilberto]

Anyone seen Pixie?

... sightings of Piskie currently as likely as your promised new avatar Blaggins ...

 

[Skylarker]

Anyone seen Pixie?

Digging up A87 hoping for redemption and a change in fortunes.

 

[ValleyGraduate12]

Did anyone post a video of Claude and that idiot whose always drinks out of his bottle after the Liverpool game?