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Morning breaks in the quiet, satanic town of Salem. All appears well as the ravens take flight, but – wait – what does that bird have in it’s beak? Why, the sky-blue staring eyeball that could only belong to….
….
VALLEY.
He appears to have been garrotted with a pizza slicer. This kind of handiwork has either Papa John or the Mafia’s mark on it. As Papa John is currently doing time for murdering Adrian Edmondson, it must be Mafia work. Poor
Valley, may he rest in pizza. Pieces. Peace.
Valley was the
Town Sheriff.
Thankfully that was the only bad news I could find last night, so have a wonderful day and enjoy the sunshine.