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Town Of Salem

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  1. Obi Wan

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    What
     
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  3. ValleyGraduate12

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    Who the **** are you?
     
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    Nev died yet?
     
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    He's fat, he's wide, he's always f***ing pied, Oh Be Have, Oh Be Have.
     
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  6. ValleyGraduate12

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    ACS then <laugh>
     
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    That's called a fat chance!
     
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    Thread is quiet. Has everyone committed suicide and not told me? :(
     
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    Maybe it's something you said? or you're body odour perhaps?
     
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    Right I need to re-read as I thought this started today and yesterday was just a gentle introduction. I've read through the last two pages and gleaned very little. Apart from fat boy has re-appeared.
     
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    Morning breaks in the quiet, satanic town of Salem. All appears well as the ravens take flight, but – wait – what does that bird have in it’s beak? Why, the sky-blue staring eyeball that could only belong to….


    ….VALLEY.


    He appears to have been garrotted with a pizza slicer. This kind of handiwork has either Papa John or the Mafia’s mark on it. As Papa John is currently doing time for murdering Adrian Edmondson, it must be Mafia work. Poor Valley, may he rest in pizza. Pieces. Peace.


    Valley was the Town Sheriff.


    Thankfully that was the only bad news I could find last night, so have a wonderful day and enjoy the sunshine.
     
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    hmmmmm was 9-3-2, now 8-3-2, Chaos wants to be lynched so is my pick for the Jester
     
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    Good news, bad news really.

    Good news Valley died.

    Bad news The Sherriff died. Further bad news is that there would be so many suspects as to who killed Valley first.
     
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    Yeah Chaos is definitely looking like the jester. The amount of pizza references in Valley's death scribe makes me suspect Obi's fat fingers are all over this.
     
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    I'm not the joker
     
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  17. ValleyGraduate12

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    You ****ing morons! So much for no revenge killing from previous games <doh>
     
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  18. Rum & Black for 2

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    TBF Valls, on this board, it may not be anything to do with previous games.

    Hand on heart I didn't kill you but as I mentioned above there are a number of contenders. Main one, however, could be No Chance. Any comments No Chance?
     
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  19. ValleyGraduate12

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    I knew I'd get killed straight away! Anyway, dead board for me now if there is one? <ghost><ghost><ghost>
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

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    Everyone is a bit quiet.

    To see what reaction is got

    CHIPPY
     
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