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  1. Commachio

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    <laugh>. The last page of this thread is fanfuckingtastic.<applause>
     
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  2. Disco down under

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    I had a threesome with two beautiful Russian birds. It ruined the dream for me.

    The weirdest, most awkward, least sexy moment of my life.

    I wouldn't recommend it. The dream is way better than the reality.
     
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  3. Commachio

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    Sorry but i have to disagree mate.
     
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    You got lucky!

    One of them pulled out a 15 inch black dildo and I went as floppy as **** at that.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    <laugh>.
     
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    I think you got unlucky, mate!

    I'm struggling to understand how you could **** it up with two Russians, that's a dream.
     
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    When there's a black, veiny, monster cock swinging around the room I defy any ****er to not wilt under intimidation and their own self inadequacy.
     
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    You got any pics. Some of the russian birds are stunning.

    Usually gobby twats but stunning all the same.
     
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    There's nothing special about what I've got, but that was a dildo, not another mans dick. I would have bent them both over, arse to arse and slipped it in the middle of them. I wouldn't have been fazed by it.

    Everybody is different though, buddy.
     
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    Your favourite tune <laugh>
     
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  11. Commachio

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    Yep. One of my regrets is not taking many pics.

    Plus it would have made disco's exploits even more revealing. Im dying to know what he turned down.
     
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    He said they were beauties, and he's apparently a good looking lad so I reckon they would have been stunning.
     
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    Oh Disco is a bit of a hunk like, if i was a lass id buck him.<laugh>

    I am not disbelieving him when he says stunning.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    I would have spurted my love juice all ower me duds just getting me zip down but I would have embellished the story to make me sound like a studmuffin rather than admit what you did.
     
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    <laugh>. I dont even feel embarassed just ashamed. After all these years i can finally admit it.
     
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  17. Gil T Azell

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    Am away to have one off the wrist just reading it.
     
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  18. Gil T Azell

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    It was initially a slow burner this one Billy but Tees's input has made it a damn fine thread.
     
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    Ive just crossed my legs re reading what 83 wrote and ive just emptied my load again.
     
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  20. Billy Death

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    Well I'm still hurting so I'm off out on the piss now.
    Catch you later.
     
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