Off Topic Biggest regrets
- Thread starter Billy Death
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About 15 years ago me and my mate bought 2 absolute stunners back to his house one night after a night out.
I was smashed so it wasnt long before i crashed out in his spare room on my own. I woke up a few hours later and both lasses were in the bed with me. After a while they started telling me they were sexually frustrated and i bottled it big time.
It still haunts me to this day
I had a threesome with two beautiful Russian birds. It ruined the dream for me.
The weirdest, most awkward, least sexy moment of my life.
I wouldn't recommend it. The dream is way better than the reality.
You got lucky!
One of them pulled out a 15 inch black dildo and I went as floppy as **** at that.
I think you got unlucky, mate!
I'm struggling to understand how you could **** it up with two Russians, that's a dream.
When there's a black, veiny, monster cock swinging around the room I defy any ****er to not wilt under intimidation and their own self inadequacy.
You got any pics. Some of the russian birds are stunning.
Usually gobby twats but stunning all the same.
There's nothing special about what I've got, but that was a dildo, not another mans dick. I would have bent them both over, arse to arse and slipped it in the middle of them. I wouldn't have been fazed by it.
Everybody is different though, buddy.
Your favourite tune
Yep. One of my regrets is not taking many pics.
Plus it would have made disco's exploits even more revealing. Im dying to know what he turned down.
He said they were beauties, and he's apparently a good looking lad so I reckon they would have been stunning.
Oh Disco is a bit of a hunk like, if i was a lass id buck him.
I am not disbelieving him when he says stunning.
I would have spurted my love juice all ower me duds just getting me zip down but I would have embellished the story to make me sound like a studmuffin rather than admit what you did.
. I dont even feel embarassed just ashamed. After all these years i can finally admit it.
Am away to have one off the wrist just reading it.I didn't last long when my lass brought her pal into the bed. I was asleep and one of them was nudging me with their elbow to wake me. When I woke my lass was licking her mate out, once I'd watched and done a bit feeling. I jumped up and put my cock in her mates mouth, she started to suck on it and I looked down at my lass licking her out. I took it straight out her mouth cos I knew I was gunna explode immediately.
Touch, feel and watch.
I hope that wasn't to graphic for this forum
It was initially a slow burner this one Billy but Tees's input has made it a damn fine thread.
Ive just crossed my legs re reading what 83 wrote and ive just emptied my load again.
Well I'm still hurting so I'm off out on the piss now.
Catch you later.