Jamaica isn't going anywhere matey, nor are you. She's not missed out on anything. That's a good regret to have, it teaches you a lesson and gives you something to work towards. I banged a rotter once. Now that ****, along with the swab up the jap's eye the following day, still haunts me.
This post has everything. Great advice and sentiments, followed by a snigger and an urghh (as i can relate to the last part)
Me too The younger generation don't know how good they've got it. They just have to piss in a bottle now, wasn't like that back in my day
Got to bed with a gorgeous 21 year old blonde when I was 16 just about to and she said no so I didn't to this day I don't know if she meant NO or NNNOOOOoooohhh, love my time over again to find out.
Did you not try talk her round? You could have blagged it surely at that stage. You'd make a **** salesman.
About 15 years ago me and my mate bought 2 absolute stunners back to his house one night after a night out. I was smashed so it wasnt long before i crashed out in his spare room on my own. I woke up a few hours later and both lasses were in the bed with me. After a while they started telling me they were sexually frustrated and i bottled it big time. It still haunts me to this day
Yep i know its painful, ill regret it till the day i die. Its one of only 2 opportunitys ive ever had for having a 3 some. Im married now so unless my lass suddenly has a personality change its never gona happen. The second nearest i got was a few years later. I was actually sat in the back of taxi on the way back to my Apartment (My bachelor pad at the time), and i was nailed on for a 3 some. The 2 lasses were even necking on with eachother aswell as kissing me. We got to the traffic lights round the corner from where i lived and then all of a sudden one of the lasses phone rang. It was her boyfriend asking where she was. She suddenly came to her senses and said she had to go home. Her friend said shed go back with her so all of a sudden i went from going home with 2 lasses to none. I could see the Taxi driver fighting to keep his laughter in as i paid my fare .
I can't believe two birds actually climbed into Tees bed and put it on a plate for him, and he knocked it back. You ****ing idiot Respect for fessing up, though. I wouldn't have done.
Feck it mate its one of them if you dont laugh youll cry situations. I think i was scared id only last 5 seconds .
I didn't last long when my lass brought her pal into the bed. I was asleep and one of them was nudging me with their elbow to wake me. When I woke my lass was licking her mate out, once I'd watched and done a bit feeling. I jumped up and put my cock in her mates mouth, she started to suck on it and I looked down at my lass licking her out. I took it straight out her mouth cos I knew I was gunna explode immediately. Touch, feel and watch. I hope that wasn't to graphic for this forum
