Off Topic Biggest regrets
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Jamaica isn't going anywhere matey, nor are you. She's not missed out on anything. That's a good regret to have, it teaches you a lesson and gives you something to work towards.
I banged a rotter once. Now that ****, along with the swab up the jap's eye the following day, still haunts me.
This post has everything. Great advice and sentiments, followed by a snigger and an urghh (as i can relate to the last part)
Me too
The younger generation don't know how good they've got it. They just have to piss in a bottle now, wasn't like that back in my day
Me too
The younger generation don't know how good they've got it. They just have to piss in a bottle now, wasn't like that back in my day
I try to block these events from my mind.
NSU and conjunctivitus at the same time. I was in bits.
Got to bed with a gorgeous 21 year old blonde when I was 16 just about to and she said no so I didn't to this day I don't know if she meant NO or NNNOOOOoooohhh, love my time over again to find out.
About 15 years ago me and my mate bought 2 absolute stunners back to his house one night after a night out.
I was smashed so it wasnt long before i crashed out in his spare room on my own. I woke up a few hours later and both lasses were in the bed with me. After a while they started telling me they were sexually frustrated and i bottled it big time.
It still haunts me to this day
I was smashed so it wasnt long before i crashed out in his spare room on my own. I woke up a few hours later and both lasses were in the bed with me. After a while they started telling me they were sexually frustrated and i bottled it big time.
It still haunts me to this day
and yet you still dare to admit that? you f*cking puff. In a non gay wayAbout 15 years ago me and my mate bought 2 absolute stunners back to his house one night after a night out.
I was smashed so it wasnt long before i crashed out in his spare room on my own. I woke up a few hours later and both lasses were in the bed with me. After a while they started telling me they were sexually frustrated and i bottled it big time.
It still haunts me to this day
and yet you still dare to admit that? you f*cking puff. In a non gay way
I deserve every bit of name calling coming my way.
Im ashamed of myself
About 15 years ago me and my mate bought 2 absolute stunners back to his house one night after a night out.
I was smashed so it wasnt long before i crashed out in his spare room on my own. I woke up a few hours later and both lasses were in the bed with me. After a while they started telling me they were sexually frustrated and i bottled it big time.
It still haunts me to this day
That's tragic mate.
Yep i know its painful, ill regret it till the day i die.
Its one of only 2 opportunitys ive ever had for having a 3 some. Im married now so unless my lass suddenly has a personality change its never gona happen.
The second nearest i got was a few years later. I was actually sat in the back of taxi on the way back to my Apartment (My bachelor pad at the time), and i was nailed on for a 3 some. The 2 lasses were even necking on with eachother aswell as kissing me.
We got to the traffic lights round the corner from where i lived and then all of a sudden one of the lasses phone rang. It was her boyfriend asking where she was. She suddenly came to her senses and said she had to go home. Her friend said shed go back with her so all of a sudden i went from going home with 2 lasses to none.
I could see the Taxi driver fighting to keep his laughter in as i paid my fare
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Yep i know its painful, ill regret it till the day i die.
Its one of only 2 opportunitys ive ever had for having a 3 some. Im married now so unless my lass suddenly has a personality change its never gona happen.
The second nearest i got was a few years later. I was actually sat in the back of taxi on the way back to my Apartment (My bachelor pad at the time), and i was nailed on for a 3 some. The 2 lasses were even necking on with eachother aswell as kissing me.
We got to the traffic lights round the corner from where i lived and then all of a sudden one of the lasses phone rang. It was her boyfriend asking where she was. She suddenly came to her senses and said she had to go home. Her friend said shed go back with her so all of a sudden i went from going home with 2 lasses to none.
I could see the Taxi driver fighting to keep his laughter in as i paid my fare
It's not meant to be mate.
It's not meant to be mate.
This was me when i got inside my apartment on my own.....
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I can't believe two birds actually climbed into Tees bed and put it on a plate for him, and he knocked it back.
You ****ing idiot
Respect for fessing up, though. I wouldn't have done.
You ****ing idiot
Respect for fessing up, though. I wouldn't have done.
I can't believe two birds actually climbed into Tees bed and put it on a plate for him, and he knocked it back.
You ****ing idiot
Respect for fessing up, though. I wouldn't have done.
Feck it mate its one of them if you dont laugh youll cry situations.
I think i was scared id only last 5 seconds
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Feck it mate its one of them if you cant laugh youd cry situations.
I think i was scared id only last 5 seconds
And thats including foreplay.
I didn't last long when my lass brought her pal into the bed. I was asleep and one of them was nudging me with their elbow to wake me. When I woke my lass was licking her mate out, once I'd watched and done a bit feeling. I jumped up and put my cock in her mates mouth, she started to suck on it and I looked down at my lass licking her out. I took it straight out her mouth cos I knew I was gunna explode immediately.Feck it mate its one of them if you cant laugh youd cry situations.
I think i was scared id only last 5 seconds
Touch, feel and watch.
I hope that wasn't to graphic for this forum
I didn't last long when my lass brought her pal into the bed. I was asleep and one of them was nudging me with their elbow to wake me. When I woke my lass was licking her mate out, once I'd watched and done a bit feeling. I jumped up and put my cock in her mates mouth, she started to suck on it and I looked down at my lass licking her out. I took it straight out her mouth cos I knew I was gunna explode immediately.
Touch, feel and watch.
I hope that wasn't to graphic for this forum
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I think you could put that into the "taken for a ride" file.Yep i know its painful, ill regret it till the day i die.
Its one of only 2 opportunitys ive ever had for having a 3 some. Im married now so unless my lass suddenly has a personality change its never gona happen.
The second nearest i got was a few years later. I was actually sat in the back of taxi on the way back to my Apartment (My bachelor pad at the time), and i was nailed on for a 3 some. The 2 lasses were even necking on with eachother aswell as kissing me.
We got to the traffic lights round the corner from where i lived and then all of a sudden one of the lasses phone rang. It was her boyfriend asking where she was. She suddenly came to her senses and said she had to go home. Her friend said shed go back with her so all of a sudden i went from going home with 2 lasses to none.
I could see the Taxi driver fighting to keep his laughter in as i paid my fare