KONE signs!

KONE signs

 

Im gonna hunt you down like Robbie Fowler wanting some coke.

 

By there's some reet ****s on here.

 

Could have fashioned fake article or dodgy tweet or something. Amature trickster here

 

Definately
" Ground Control to Major Tom
the circuits dead
there's something wrong ......."

 

Ger him telt wandy.

 

Thought this was about the reinvention of Bowie Prom9 on tonight - no toffees there either -

 

Whoosh. Right over my head.

 

Definately
Floating in a tin can
Theres nothing I can do ......
Somethings very wrong ...

 

Something IS obviously very wrong...
Psychiatrist to 'Wandy' at the rush

 

The standard of Wums has really plummeted hasn't it, some of it used to be funny .......... this is just total shyte isn't it?

As soon as I saw the title I knew it was infantile drivel

 

I bet like me, there's a few you would like to meet on here and not for the usual pint..

 

Not all are as professional as you! I'm still reeling from your Steve Bruce becomes Sunderland manager prank! Twat! If you are walking along minding your own business, and some random bloke walks up to you and pokes you in the eye, it'll be me, ok?

 

That was proper wumming that was. I bet you weren't the only one wanting me to poke me in the yock.

There may or may not have been more wind ups in the past that nobody has cottoned on to. May or may not have had a partner in crime too.

 

I know what you're referring to

I also did one of my own... You seemed to swallow the lot. Unless you were going along with it without saying anything, I can never tell with you.

 

I may have swallowed it. I'm generally sceptical over early transfer gossip though

 

I did make a good job of it mind, Crum spoiled it by highlighting the date that I'd put, the wrong month.

 

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