Charlie Adam?
No, no, hear me out. He can't injure our players if he plays for us and we get him to train in Levy's swimming pool, like Ledley did. If we tire of him, Levy can release the sharks.
He'd also make Big Kev look slimmer. It's an all round winner!
Are you trying to become less popular?

I am heady following our 2nd half performance and two thirds of a bottle of absinthe.
Irish or American?Whiskey is far better for you than that french rubbish.![]()

Whiskey is far better for you than that french rubbish.![]()
They've made a drink that sounds like it's perfect for that experience:We all have a drink that made us sick when we got falling over drunk for the first time when we were teenagers.
We all have a drink that made us sick when we got falling over drunk for the first time when we were teenagers. Mine's whiskey. Just the smell has me going.
Irish or American?![]()

Otherwise it's Armagnac or Calvados for me.
That's one way of looking at it. Another way is:
His departure was hardly noticed due to the emergence of Huddlestone and Jenas as seriously talented midfielders, his sale funded the purchases of Berbatov and Zokora, two players who arguably improved us. We finished 5th with Carrick, and finished 5th again without Carrick. I would say that the appallingly mishandled decision a year after Carrick's departure to replace BMJ with a certain clown called Juande was what set us back a few seasons.

a few stills in my memory of a very poor pirate impression. Shudder.
According to Sky Sports Leyton Orient have signed Harry Cornick on loan from Bournemouth.
Do you reckon Andy Hessenthaler told him - "We've been watching a few players but 'It had to be you'."
Sorry. A bit pissed.

Clearly we needed such an old head in the Chelsea game and what followed, who though is another question. They will hopefully have all benefited from the experience of last season and Lamella's appearance in today's game suggested that he, for one, had. He is still young himself but he had an immediate calming effect when he came on and looked the senior player. I can see the benefit of the old head as long as it's the right old head, not sure about Carrick the only one that I can think of is Pirlo, but does he speak English? Another might be Defoe.