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Red Hadron Collider said:
As suspected. Denice showed her face for about 5 minutes and ****ed off back upstairs. When I got there, that blond was sitting outside sponging off a few mugs. I went in and sat down at the pretty deserted bar. Daft Eddie was ****-faced and put a load of ****e on the jukie. Next thing, the ****ing blond comes in and sits right next to me, with vast expanses of bar available to her. Thankfully, Jimmy the ****house came in and sat the other side of her, so that distracted her. However, she did continue trying to engage me, so rather than get into a slanging match, I just ****ed off outside. What the **** is her ****ing problem? <grr>
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I reckon you're just playing hard to get, one of these nights when you are ****faced you will have played the game that well you and her will be at it with no expenses neccesary!
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
As suspected. Denice showed her face for about 5 minutes and ****ed off back upstairs. When I got there, that blond was sitting outside sponging off a few mugs. I went in and sat down at the pretty deserted bar. Daft Eddie was ****-faced and put a load of ****e on the jukie. Next thing, the ****ing blond comes in and sits right next to me, with vast expanses of bar available to her. Thankfully, Jimmy the ****house came in and sat the other side of her, so that distracted her. However, she did continue trying to engage me, so rather than get into a slanging match, I just ****ed off outside. What the **** is her ****ing problem? <grr>
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Maybe she sees you as her ultimate challenge to scrounge a drink from? Or she knows it winds you up and what a grumpy old bugger you are.
 
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Garlic Klopp said:
Maybe she sees you as her ultimate challenge to scrounge a drink from? Or she knows it winds you up and what a grumpy old bugger you are.
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Or he's the forbidden fruit. The most RHC resists her with no reasons given (he hasn't given her a proper reason yet i dont think), the more she wants him.

One of those things in life when you want what you cant have
 
Thanks for your various observations <laugh> I haven't a clue to be frank. The drink scrounging isn't really the issue, as '**** off' is easy currency. It's the ingratiating that bothers me. She's been going in there for five minutes and she thinks everyone in there is her friend. I only really enjoy talking to people I actually like and not for the sake of it. One of these days, I reckon I'll just ask her outright why she gets off on it. It's a weird one, that's for sure. She does have a good body and is more than decent looking, but I reckon there are psychotic tendencies lurking beneath <yikes>

You're right, Bobby. One of these days I will be pissed and I'll do it and see what happens <laugh>
 
It's a scientific fact that women are more interested in men whose feelings are unclear

By actually being disinterested in the blonde you are making her interest level remain high or go even higher, although you are probably more likely unaware of this <laugh>

Lots of guys make the mistake of over-pursuing women and coming off as needy little bitches, so for a bloke to actively be seeming to show he has some stones and not be all over her cos she's blonde and flaunting it etc is probably making her head malfunction and all the wiring start to spark and pop

What's the saying, the ones you like never like you back, the ones you don't you never see the back off, something like
 
Deathmetaldruid said:
It's a scientific fact that women are more interested in men whose feelings are unclear

By actually being disinterested in the blonde you are making her interest level remain high or go even higher, although you are probably more likely unaware of this <laugh>

Lots of guys make the mistake of over-pursuing women and coming off as needy little bitches, so for a bloke to actively be seeming to show he has some stones and not be all over her cos she's blonde and flaunting it etc is probably making her head malfunction and all the wiring start to spark and pop

What's the saying, the ones you like never like you back, the ones you don't you never see the back off, something like
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Yeah. I think that's where I ultimately ****ed up with the one that ****ed my head up. She described the relationship as 'too intense'.
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
Thanks for your various observations <laugh> I haven't a clue to be frank. The drink scrounging isn't really the issue, as '**** off' is easy currency. It's the ingratiating that bothers me. She's been going in there for five minutes and she thinks everyone in there is her friend. I only really enjoy talking to people I actually like and not for the sake of it. One of these days, I reckon I'll just ask her outright why she gets off on it. It's a weird one, that's for sure. She does have a good body and is more than decent looking, but I reckon there are psychotic tendencies lurking beneath <yikes>

You're right, Bobby. One of these days I will be pissed and I'll do it and see what happens <laugh>
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Just buy her a few drinks one night, take her home and **** her bandy. What's the issue?

You're too intense mate.
 
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