Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

I reckon you're just playing hard to get, one of these nights when you are ****faced you will have played the game that well you and her will be at it with no expenses neccesary!

 

Maybe she sees you as her ultimate challenge to scrounge a drink from? Or she knows it winds you up and what a grumpy old bugger you are.

 

Or he's the forbidden fruit. The most RHC resists her with no reasons given (he hasn't given her a proper reason yet i dont think), the more she wants him.

One of those things in life when you want what you cant have

 

and it is usually such a massive disappointment when you eventually get it

 

Thanks for your various observations I haven't a clue to be frank. The drink scrounging isn't really the issue, as '**** off' is easy currency. It's the ingratiating that bothers me. She's been going in there for five minutes and she thinks everyone in there is her friend. I only really enjoy talking to people I actually like and not for the sake of it. One of these days, I reckon I'll just ask her outright why she gets off on it. It's a weird one, that's for sure. She does have a good body and is more than decent looking, but I reckon there are psychotic tendencies lurking beneath

You're right, Bobby. One of these days I will be pissed and I'll do it and see what happens

 

It's a scientific fact that women are more interested in men whose feelings are unclear

By actually being disinterested in the blonde you are making her interest level remain high or go even higher, although you are probably more likely unaware of this

Lots of guys make the mistake of over-pursuing women and coming off as needy little bitches, so for a bloke to actively be seeming to show he has some stones and not be all over her cos she's blonde and flaunting it etc is probably making her head malfunction and all the wiring start to spark and pop

What's the saying, the ones you like never like you back, the ones you don't you never see the back off, something like

 

Elsewhere that isn't da cheeze ... Hopefully seeing this hot asian girl off tinder this weekend

 

I agree she's desperate to wind you up or to suck your cock.. one of the other.

 

please check for the cock.

crocodile dundee taught us all this.

 

This ain't the sexual wild west that is Thailand

 

still and all its funny.

 

or indeed the sexual wild west that is Latchford

 

I'll be sure to check she's got sashimi and not errrr sushi ?

 

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

 

Yeah. I think that's where I ultimately ****ed up with the one that ****ed my head up. She described the relationship as 'too intense'.

 

Or both

 

#thefeels

 

Just buy her a few drinks one night, take her home and **** her bandy. What's the issue?

You're too intense mate.

 

I'm not buying her ****ing anything and intense is the last thing I am

Is that Malcolm McLaren in your avatar?

 

No mate