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Can we please get back on topic? I'm sick of threads going off topic, and I'm sure OLM will be in here any minute to tell you likewise.
 
Bengals Tiger said:
As has been stated several times before, I have never been a schoolteacher. However, like many others on here, I have proof-read countless documents during my former career. If you were to spend a few minutes checking back, you'd find that this particular digression was not started by me. Just try going with the flow. I'm sure you could be quite good at it.
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The arch perpetuator speaks.
 
Bengals Tiger said:
As has been stated several times before, I have never been a schoolteacher. However, like many others on here, I have proof-read countless documents during my former career. If you were to spend a few minutes checking back, you'd find that this particular digression was not started by me. Just try going with the flow. I'm sure you could be quite good at it.
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I'll try again:
Bengals' first post ---> Bergerac28--->Mr Hat--->Bergerac28--->cig101 (I suspect).
Amplifying the digression from the topic ?
 
tigerscanada said:
I'll try again:
Bengals' first post ---> Bergerac28--->Mr Hat--->Bergerac28--->cig101 (I suspect).
Amplifying the digression from the topic ?
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Piles? Use Anusol. It's creamy and delicious. You should try it, orally; it'll shrink your tonsils; open your throat, and block the BS -- or at least, most of it.
Seriously, though, are you drunk? If so, don't be ashamed, but I've completely lost what point you've chosen to come on here to try, ineffectively, to make. You are doing exactly what you seem (very obscurely) to be accusing me of doing, with no detectable attempt at humour. Oh, yeah, you're in Canada, I forgot for a moment.
Your comments add no value to this football-oriented (note the hyphen) forum. Please find a "topic", and try to stay on it. Otherwise Lambo will be after you ... (ellipsis in action) ... so calm down, Ringo. Try to breathe, ... breathe, ... You are floating, ... floating, ... floating over this football-oriented forum, ... STOP, you are getting angry again, look into my eyes, NOT at my eyes, into my eyes, ... Oh ****, I'm falling into a deep, deep slee.....
 
Bengals Tiger said:
Piles? Use Anusol. (1) It's creamy and delicious. You should try it, orally; it'll shrink your tonsils; open your throat, and block the BS -- or at least, most of it.
Seriously, though, (2) are you drunk? If so, (2a) don't be ashamed, but I've completely lost what point you've chosen to come on here to try, ineffectively, to make. You are doing exactly what you seem ((3) very obscurely) to be accusing me of doing, with (4) no detectable attempt at humour. (5) Oh, yeah, you're in Canada, I forgot for a moment.
Your comments add no value to this football-oriented ((6) note the hyphen) forum. Please find a "topic", and try to stay on it. Otherwise Lambo will be after you ... (ellipsis in action) ... (7) so calm down, Ringo. Try to breathe, ... breathe, ... You are floating, ... floating, ... floating over this football-oriented forum, ... STOP, you are getting angry again, look into my eyes, NOT at my eyes, into my eyes, ... Oh ****, I'm falling into a deep, deep slee.....
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(1) Voice of experience ?
(2) Not yet, sadly.
(2a) Are you preaching ?
(3) Hardly surprising you miss the point. A whoosh in your mind ?
(4) I don't do puerile - which seems to be your mode.
(5) Relevance ?
(6) It's a bizarre obsession you have - has anyone else ever mentioned it ?
(7) Saw a great BBC documentary about Freud this evening. You were not mentioned.
 
tigerscanada said:
(1) Voice of experience ?
(2) Not yet, sadly.
(2a) Are you preaching ?
(3) Hardly surprising you miss the point. A whoosh in your mind ?
(4) I don't do puerile - which seems to be your mode.
(5) Relevance ?
(6) It's a bizarre obsession you have - has anyone else ever mentioned it ?
(7) Saw a great BBC documentary about Freud this evening. You were not mentioned.
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Whateeever. You're claiming to be sober?
Go and argue with your alter ego. I'm going to sleep now, perchance to dream. Aye, ...
We could continue this tomorrow, if you wish to continue making an even-bigger puerile/senile idiot of yourself -- provided it doesn't disrupt any of your favourite ongoing threads about ... errr, what, in particular?
Sweet dreams, poppet! Kof...
 
FFS can this really be reigned in, it started off as a joke, but the amount of threads on here that get derailed is pathetic.

At least if I derail it's still on a footballing topic, not ****ing grammar or some other pointless ****.
 
Bengals Tiger said:
Oh, stop it! My stomach's hurting from laughing. This is just too funny. You still haven't found your mistake yet ([HASHTAG]#370[/HASHTAG]), have you?
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I had and as I said it had nothing to do with my English teachers it was the maths teachers that couldn't spell two.
 
Irememberwaggy said:
Which is a total irrelevance to the point I made in replying to Obadiah.
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The amount of supporters at home games , to most normal football fans, refers to people supporting the home team, which was the figure I quoted.
If you had said spectators it would have been more accurate.

In any case even 20,000 is hardly something to shout about in a city the size of Hull.

BTW, if we are hair splitting, we won't have any capacity crowds. We may have some sell outs but not capacity unless they decide to have no segregation. Are you Terry Geraghty? He gets confused about this, claiming there is no need to expand the KC as it has never sold out. It has sold out on many occasions for home fans but not had a capacity crowd due to segregation.
 
Castro's Coffin said:
The amount of supporters at home games , to most normal football fans, refers to people supporting the home team, which was the figure I quoted.
If you had said spectators it would have been more accurate.

In any case even 20,000 is hardly something to shout about in a city the size of Hull.

BTW, if we are hair splitting, we won't have any capacity crowds. We may have some sell outs but not capacity unless they decide to have no segregation. Are you Terry Geraghty? He gets confused about this, claiming there is no need to expand the KC as it has never sold out. It has sold out on many occasions for home fans but not had a capacity crowd due to segregation.
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Irememberwaggy posts some ****e, but when he said we'd have 20,000 home attendances I think everyone knew perfectly well what he meant, nobody quotes home attendances without including the away fans.
 
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