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Spurlock's Ramadan diary

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  1. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    I'd be interested in your take on Buddhism?
     
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  2. Tobes

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    Buddhists are boss. I once went to a Buddhist festival - Shiva I think it was, in Mauritius of all places - true story.

    They were floating fruit on a lake and wearing garlands, I liked it. I didn't join though, as they don't do ale either.

    Basically any flavour of God that has got ale off the menu, then it's off the Tobes shortlist.
     
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  3. Skylarker

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    Rastafarianism is the new Muslim.
     
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  4. NSIS

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    Hmm. First impression is that they seem to kill less of each other, and of other faiths too, than most others do. So, that's a good start.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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  6. Stan

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    I've got a headache. Too much wine last night.
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    Drink some wine, that'll help.
     
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  8. Stan

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    Good idea. No run for me today.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    You don't need to run, that's why we invented cars.
     
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  10. Stan

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    The Germans invented the car. Have you been listening to Nigel again?
     
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  11. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    I am not sure how to take this, as you might find that i was calling him fat in jest and he realises this before you take offence..
     
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  12. Tobes

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    It is not for me to be the judge mate, the prophet will surely be the man who will decipher your intent and whether it was righteous or not....

    p.s. I was taking the piss :)
     
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  13. Highburyal

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    Tell that to the refugees and the survivors in Burma that Buddhist dont kill people...
     
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  14. Spurlock

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    There's that other one, Church of England....also known as pick and mix <laugh>

    Allah has had his turn...granted, no buyers.......but I lost 12lb this month!
     
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  15. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Fair enough...

    God will decipher the intent not the prophet
     
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  16. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Does that mean you will get a star in your fat club? Lolz
     
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  17. NSIS

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    I meant in general. I think you'll find that was a military junta that had very little connection with Buddhism...
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    Means I can feast like a king tomorrow.
     
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  19. Highburyal

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    I think you will find its the buddhist monks that are getting crowd rilled up and killing others. I know there is very little news coverage onnthe subject here in west, but the realitybis different and its not a military junta.
     
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    But they wear garlands and are nice smiley people. Not having that, and they hardly look hard do they?

    I mean you wouldn't cross over the street if you saw a Buddhist monk walking towards you on a dark night like would you?

    Bring it bruv, I'll toast you with me incense sticks <laugh>
     
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