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Match Day Thread Euro 2016 Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by RogerisontheHunt, May 22, 2016.

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  1. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    They didn't really fare any better in international football though...
     
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    Lucaaas, Jun 27, 2016
  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    1996 <ok>
     
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  3. Klopp's Mannschaft

    Klopp's Mannschaft Well-Known Member

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    Marcus Rashford dribbled past 3 players against Iceland. No player on the pitch managed more.

    He came on in the 85th minute...

    <laugh>

    Not only was Roy a farce with no plan, the players were shocking and didn't even attempt to step up and try something apart from the kiddo subbed on at 85m.
     
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    Klopp's Mannschaft, Jun 27, 2016
  4. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Four of them them a semi final. One of them made two semi finals.
     
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    Zanjinho, Jun 27, 2016
  5. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    The famous days where you won one knockout game on penalties on home turf...
     
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    Lucaaas, Jun 27, 2016
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  6. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Time for a joke then. The earwig joins the bug 11. They only have an 'O' left to put on the back on his shirt as the moths have eaten all the other numbers.

    Anyhow, they're doing well bet before one game the dragonfly catches him crying in the changing room and asks him what's up. "Nobody likes me here, I just don't feel popular or to fit in. Despite my goals, the fans don't even have a song for me'. Nonsense, the Dragonfly says, and opens the changing room window so that they can hear the crowd, 'Listen to this'.

    And then they hear the fans sing "Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O!"....

    Cheque please..
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra, Jun 27, 2016
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Entertaining though
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Jun 27, 2016
  8. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    England's manager is paid £3.5m a year.

    The Iceland manager is a part-time dentist
     
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    Treble, Jun 27, 2016
  9. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    I haven't got Walker marked down as the scapegoat, and I haven't got an agenda re Clyne instead, but it has to be said - defensively he is no better than Johnson (worse), but he is never criticised, for some reason.
     
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  10. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    A mere bagatelle - we can afford a hundred of them a week now...
     
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  11. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Well I was going to suggest we let get the Iceland manager in to manage the team... and do some dentistry.... but the Brexit lot might not like it.
     
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  12. saintanton

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    Even the penguins would beat us.
     
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    saintanton, Jun 27, 2016
  13. Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    Lol!. My dentist is Polish. She's one of the few NHS dentists left here in York.
     
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  14. DragonPhilljack

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    BREXIT Vol 2.................................<whistle>
     
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  15. saintanton

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    I'll send you a quid just because it wasn't the one about the centipede getting his boots on.
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

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    You're about an hour too late there, keep up!
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Jun 27, 2016
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Come on Wales... put this total embarrassment for the British aside and do us proud <cheers>

    #comeonwales
     
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    Skylarker, Jun 27, 2016
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  18. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    <laugh>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Jun 27, 2016
  19. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Bet that took a while
     
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  20. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    The millipede took even longer.<whistle>
     
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