Catts wants to stay
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Has a reward card for Bank, Listens to clubland on loud speaker while walking to the shops, Likes to square up to you but doesn't dare throw the first punch.
Turns up at your house with a dog, does hot knives, has no teeth from amphetamine abuse
Girlfriend wears Golddigga joggers. He's got a mate with a rock hard Akita and he eats Rustlers for dinner every night.
class. reminder below of initial questions before the juvenile tidewave took overAre you really trying to tell me that you wont be doing the usual "relegation dogfight" again this season??
I appreciate the "we,ve survived again, and Newcastle have gone down" hype i do really
You will not strengthen this season, but if you do it will be in the wrong places
Sam Allardyce is a short term,get them out of jail manager, not a full season type manager anymore.
Has soon as the going gets rough he will retire, then turn up when a team needs bailing out the ****
Relying on Dafoe all season for your goals
really??Personally i think Cattermole has made that decision based on " i wont get my game at Boro, Sunderland havent got options in midfield, so i,m safe"
Adult answers only please
Leaves tags with a stencil, smokes weed in front of his gran, steels your games and sells them at CEX
Has a mountain bike with no seat, tells his mum to ****off, got caught stealing lead off the council office roof.
Are you really trying to tell me that you wont be doing the usual "relegation dogfight" again this season??
I appreciate the "we,ve survived again, and Newcastle have gone down" hype i do really
You will not strengthen this season, but if you do it will be in the wrong places
Sam Allardyce is a short term,get them out of jail manager, not a full season type manager anymore.
Has soon as the going gets rough he will retire, then turn up when a team needs bailing out the ****
Relying on Dafoe all season for your goals
Personally i think Cattermole has made that decision based on " i wont get my game at Boro, Sunderland havent got options in midfield, so i,m safe"
Adult answers only please
No because you won't expand on your views so there's no debate to be had, i'd rather carry on taking the piss and no, I don't want to borrow that mint tape of your mix from Ibiza 95
Sam Allardyce is a short term,get them out of jail manager, not a full season type manager anymore.
Has soon as the going gets rough he will retire, then turn up when a team needs bailing out the ****
Relying on Dafoe all season for your goals
Personally i think Cattermole has made that decision based on " i wont get my game at Boro, Sunderland havent got options in midfield, so i,m safe"
Adult answers only please
I'll start the adult debate....
Who do you think will score the goals Boro require to stay in the Prem?
A. Canteen manageress
B. Club striker
C. Local fiddler hiding in the bushes ????
My money would be the 'striker'.... As its his ****in job ?!?!?
Takes the pipes for scrap when evicted, tries to break the glass protection screen at the off licence. Goes pub to pub selling knicked cheese.
You will not strengthen this season, but if you do it will be in the wrong places
Relying on Dafoe all season for your goals
Personally i think Cattermole has made that decision based on " i wont get my game at Boro, Sunderland havent got options in midfield, so i,m safe
I'll answer these bits bright spark.
'Will not strengthen'
Already placed a £15 million bit for a back up striker.
Allardyce already spoken of 'making plans with Ellis'
'Relying on Dafoe'
Wonderful actor that Dafoe is, I don't feel any of his movies benefitted our survival.
'Cattermole 'safe' in side'
He wasn't first choice last season bright spark.
He would walk into your side. It's a fact.
Saving up for Ibiza 2018, raps in his mate's shed, downs Reef with a straw.
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Smoggo when he realises its his mams/sisters time of the month.