Spurlock's Ramadan diary

You angling towards one of them photo threads, Luvvy?

If everyone was honest enough, I'd be in. Lol can tell the real footy is over.

 

We did that thread on our board a while back. Everyone said I looked like Saun Ryder but someone also said Kirk from Corrie.

 

I bet Sucky looks like a ****er.

That should draw him in....haven't seen him for a while. No doubt he will come back telling everyone about his marijuana induced orgy.

 

I think he's called Benteknofrog at the moment.

 

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...I sense you may have been an altar boy ...

 

That's a bad idea, HIAG has already admitted that he looks like Christophers Biggins with a ginger afro.

My computer screen smashed itself when he mentioned that.

 

I'm ready when the rest of yous are!

 

Eating a banana right now.

 

OK finished.

 

Got 2 plastic cups of water to drink over the next hour or so. #officelife

 

I'm in the gym. It's 34c and I'm sweating - big time!....got any water to spare, guv?..

 

... then get yourself a bigger sports bra and just accept that you can't hold back time ..

 

If I could downgrade you from Stan, I would.

 

How about one of the Chuckle Brothers? That's a pretty good downgrade.

Pixie's the other Brother, the thicker one.

 

You should show more respect for the dead.

 

There was a thicker one?

 

Yes his name was Clive. He was from Cornwall.

 

HIAG owned again

 

@Sir Stan

HIAG is going to be furious when he sees that Pixie liked your post.